lofi bar – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Castle Vania Thread Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Belmont, Castle, Castlevania, classic, Download, dracula, Emulator, FANTASY, free, Gaming, Konami, Legally, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, Play, Retro, smp, Thread, Vampire, Vania, video game

Are you tired of playing on that boring old emulator where you have to constantly worry about getting banned? Well, say goodbye to all that stress and join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can own your own land legally for free!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the freedom to build whatever your heart desires, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a monthly Ender Dragon beauty pageant!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

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Disc Realms Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

WARNING, SERVER IS ALLOWING PLAYERS TO JOIN WHILE IN DEVELOPMENT, DATA MAY BE LOST Disc Realms Network is a *new* server network starting out as a semi-anarchy server that soon hopes to expand to allow new gamemodes for the players! This server idea was originally called The Blocky Record, now under new ownership it has been renamed to Disc Realms Network.

play.discrealms.net

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No Dance Party Minecraft Server

amazonian, Anime, Attention, bs, cherish, choose, Dance, dealbreaker, Existence, Goddess, height, Magic, Marry, Men, Minecraft, Party, series, Server, tall girl, thank the lord, UNBELIEVABLE, Writers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s taller than the rest? Look no further! Our server is so tall, even the Endermen are jealous! Join us and experience a world where height is celebrated and embraced.

Imagine a world where every block is as tall as a skyscraper, where you can tower over your friends and enemies alike. Build the tallest structures, climb the highest mountains, and reach for the stars (literally, we have a star dimension).

But that’s not all! Our server is so tall, even the creepers have to look up to see you coming. And don’t worry about dancing with a girl who’s “too tall” – here, everyone is a towering titan of Minecraft mastery.

So come join us on the most vertically inclined Minecraft server around. Who needs to be short when you can reach new heights with us?

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Trickle Down Minecraft SMP Supporter

advocacy, capitalism, economic growth, economic policy, economic theory, economics, fiscal policy, free market, government spending, income inequality, Investment, job creation, Minecraft, Politics, Reaganomics, smp, Supply Side, supporter, tax policy, trickle, Trickle Down Economics, wealth distribution, wealth gap

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and shares resources equally? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fully embrace Trickle Down Economics! That’s right, the more diamonds you have, the more power you wield!

Picture this: you stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted gear, but instead of sharing it with your fellow players, you hoard it all for yourself and become the most feared player on the server. And don’t worry, if you’re feeling generous, you can always throw a few measly iron ingots to the peasants below you.

Join us on this wild ride of capitalism gone mad, where the rich get richer and the poor… well, they probably rage quit. So come on, join our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs socialism when you have diamonds, am I right?

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ModArchy

Adventure, Anarchy, chaotic, Community, Creative, Curseforge, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Forge, high performance, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, new items, player experience, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy

ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.19.2.

Intentionally made to be chaotic with an overwhelming amount of new items.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Modpack can be found here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/peaceful-waters-modpack/files/all?page=1&pageSize=20

Curseforge app is required.

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68

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Crystal Sunrise Classic .. Minecraft server

Adventure, building, classic, Community, Creative, Crystal Sunrise, Exploration, Gaming, java, launcher, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

The server is only accessible from the launcher!

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Dumped by GF Minecraft Server

Breakup, coping, depression, Despair, DUMPED, emotional pain, expensive gifts, Grief, heart attack, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, overdose, PILLS, relationship, seeking help, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, toxic relationship

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on your Minecraft girlfriend, only to have her dump you for someone with better enchantments? Well, look no further! Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about heartbreak again because all the players are just blocks! No more spending millions on virtual gifts, just spend your time building epic structures and battling mobs with your new blocky buddies.

Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!

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D e a d l o c k G e n e r a l – Minecraft SMP

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, item builds, Liquipedia, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, plain doll edition, sandbox mode, smp, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Mind Control Minecraft Server

Boundaries, consent, control, Ethics, influence, Legal, Manipulation, manipulation abilities, manipulation boundaries, manipulation consequences, manipulation effects, manipulation guidelines, manipulation laws, manipulation powers, manipulation regulations, manipulation restrictions, Mind, mind manipulation, Minecraft, morality, Powers, Server

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t have mind manipulation powers (for legal reasons, of course), but we do have some seriously twisted gameplay that will leave you questioning reality.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.

So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!

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Shameful Programmer Minecraft SMP

coding community, cyberbullying, developer community, digital harassment, digital reputation, internet culture, Minecraft, online accountability, online behavior, online criticism, online shaming, post, professional conduct, programmer, Programmers, programming ethics, shameful, Shaming, smp, social media, Software Development, software engineers, tech industry, technology sector

Are you tired of being shamed for your coding skills? Do you want a place where your redstone contraptions are celebrated, not ridiculed? Join our Minecraft SMP where programmers rule the land! We have secret coding challenges hidden throughout the world, where only the most elite programmers can uncover the treasures within. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a coding duel! Don’t miss out on the most epic programmer-friendly SMP out there!

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