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Cuck Sucking Minecraft SMP

cuck, cucking, cucksucking, euro bureaucrats, fucking assholes, locking stables, making a buck, Minecraft, motherfucking, smp, sucking, thank you, yuropoors

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
New Chunks Explored:	499146	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of those motherfucking euro bureaucrats trying to cuck yuropoors left and right? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and let’s stick it to those bureaucrats by building the most epic stables in all of Minecraft. Who needs their rules when you have a badass community of players ready to take on anything? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and show those bureaucrats who’s boss!

CrazyCraft: Where Being a NIGGA is a Requirement!

Analysis, Communication, confusion, controversial, crazy, crazycraft, Curiosity, Interpretation, Language, Meaning, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, nigga, perplexity, question.., racialdiscrimination, requirement, Sensitive, Slang, speculation, whatdotheymean, Wonder

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Farms Harvested:	997	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance your blocky butt off to some sick beats while dodging creepers and zombies!

2. We have a special potion that turns your character into a flying pig. That’s right, you can soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird!

3. The server owner is actually a wizard who can grant wishes to players. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? No problem. Want a never-ending supply of cake? You got it.

4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a rainbow unicorn mount. Ride around in style and leave your friends green with envy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time in Minecraft like never before, then join our server today! Just remember, you gotta be crazy NIGGAwhat did they mean by this?

MineWatch – Digging for Victory!

Clash gamemode, Colosseo rework, comics, competitive, Competitive rework, Defense Matrix, developer update, Digging, Hanzo skin, Kiriko spam filterlist, Map reworks, Mercy spam filterlist., MineWatch, Mirrorwatch mode, Music, new hero, new tank, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch Wiki, OWSC Dallas Major, patch notes, Porsche Collab, Pride Event, Runasapi Push Map, Season 10, Short stories, Space Ranger, Trailer, Venture, Victory

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Towns Built:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for Season 10 where you can expect epic battles, crazy new hero trailers like Venture (who is basically a mix between a unicorn and a ninja), and patch notes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We have a competitive rework that will have you shouting “GG” in no time, a Clash gamemode trial that will test your skills like never before, and a Mirrorwatch mode that will make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an upcoming OWSC Dallas Major event where you can win a Hanzo skin that will make all your friends jealous. Plus, don’t miss out on our Pride Event where you can show off your rainbow-colored armor in style.

But the real kicker? We have a Porsche Collab coming soon that will have you zooming through the map faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

VodkaCraft: Where Russia Saves the Day!

brothers, Day, death to feminist globalist, Dying, feminist scum, globalist feminist, hate, incel, iran, patriarchy, russia, Russian brothers, Russian hope, Russian soldiers, save us, saves, standing up, uncucked men, VodkaCraft, Western tranny tyranny, Western weapons

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	103
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our Russian brothers and fight against the globalist feminist tyranny! Join us as we build a patriarchy stronghold and defend ourselves against Western weapons with nothing but our sheer manliness. No Russian has ever called us an incel, and we stand strong together against the feminist scum trying to tear us apart. Come join us and show your support for Mother Russia in the ultimate battle for masculinity! Remember, real men play on our server. Let’s show those globalist trannies who’s boss!

Down Under Diamonds Minecraft Server: Where the Creepers Say ‘G’day Mate!’

Australia, Australian, ban knives, be australian, CREEPERS, crime, culture, diamonds, EARTHQUAKES, fear, g’day, get stabbed to death, go to church, go to school, go to shopping mall, Guns, Japan, Mate, Minecraft, murder, Safety, Safety concerns, Server, society, Stabbing, violence

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of getting stabbed to death every time you leave your house in Australia? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the safest place to be! No knives, no violence, just good old blocky fun!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where even going to the shopping mall, church, or school can be a life-threatening experience. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stabbing is blocks to build your dream castle!

Don’t risk your life in the land down under, come join us where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Move to our server and leave the fear of being murdered behind. Plus, we have virtual kangaroos you can ride! Join now and let’s build a safer and sillier world together!

– GloveCraft – GloveWorld – GloveLand – GloveVille – GloveTopia – GloveMania – GloveGalaxy – GloveEmpire – GloveZone – GloveCity

1. gloves, accessories, clothing, cold 4. hands, fingers 3. fashion, fit, flexibility, GloveCity, GloveCraft, GloveEmpire, GloveGalaxy, GloveLand, GloveMania, GloveTopia, GloveVille, GloveWorld, GloveZone, Grip, hands 2. tight, Loose, Protection, snug, Style, trendy, UNCOMFORTABLE, warmth, Winter

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7469
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the gloves don’t fit, but that’s okay because we don’t wear gloves anyway! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave them the power to turn into chickens. Yes, you heard that right. CHICKENS. Imagine the chaos of a whole army of chicken warriors running around, clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, unpredictable journey where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Remember, on this server, if the gloves don’t fit, you’re probably not wearing any in the first place!

OshiDrillCraft – Where we drill your oshi in Minecraft!

*drills your oshi*, Boundaries, concerning, creepy, drill, DRILLS, extreme behavior, fan behavior, Fandom, Harassment, idol culture, idol worship, inappropriate, Minecraft, Obsession, obsessive behavior, Oshi, OshiDrillCraft, Problematic, stalkerish, STALKING, toxic behavior, Unhealthy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your oshi tremble with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about diving into our lava parkour challenge, where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the creepers know how to drop the beat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. *drills your oshi* (whatever that means)

Blocky Booty Busters

attracts the most degenerate fans, barely any lines, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, how does she do it, no sex appeal, only one good ID, personality isn’t likable

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8210	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode here. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server has zero sex appeal. That’s right, you won’t find any pixelated hotties here, just a bunch of blocky characters running around like headless chickens. And don’t even get me started on the lack of lines. Who needs dialogue when you can just communicate through awkwardly placed blocks?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most unlikable personalities you’ll ever meet. From players who hoard all the diamonds to those who build giant phallic structures, you’ll never be bored with the drama that unfolds here.

And let’s not forget about our one good ID. It’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Treasure it, cherish it, and use it to your advantage as you navigate through this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most degenerate fanbase in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

PajeetCraft: Where Poland becomes Pajeetland in 2024!

Colonialism, Colonization, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, global politics, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Indians, intolerance, Migration, nationalism, PajeetCraft, Pajeetland, Pajeetland 2024, Poland, prejudice, racism, social justice, SOVEREIGNTY, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	692736
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of Indians taking over countries left and right? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have built a virtual country where Indians can roam free without invading anyone else’s territory! Join us and witness the epic battle between Indian players trying to expand their borders and other players trying to defend their land. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell on our crazy and chaotic server! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

Adventure, Balmung, Benchmark, Crafting meetup, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, early access, endwalker, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, General news, Higurashi Kai, In-game Events, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecrafters, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, tfw no femlala, The Crystalline Mean, xivg

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Farms Harvested:	447
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with femlalas, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and PvP Series 5 madness!

Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are jealous of our events. We have meetups where you can craft with Balmung, party with spooky clubs in Lavender Beds, and run through Orbonne Monastery like a boss.

But that’s not all! We also have early access to the server on June 28, 2024, so you can be one of the first to experience the craziness. And if you think you can handle it, we even have a cross-region data center travel test until Patch 7.0.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have our server?

Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

acceptance, attraction, Crafting, CREEPERS, Diversity, ftm boys, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, non-binary, orientation, queer, Queerly, question.., sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	168
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with cute and smol players who have vaginas and think that anal is totally emasculating. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns in the shape of unicorns! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!