locked one block smiling critters – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

BoltCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we had a kid who thought he was Usain Bolt! That’s right, he was sprinting around the server like his life depended on it, dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Join us and see if you can outrun him in a hilarious game of tag!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang. These fearless chickens ride around on baby zombies, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon fashion show. That’s right, we dress up the Ender Dragon in the most ridiculous outfits imaginable and strut our stuff down the runway. Who will win the coveted title of Best Dressed Dragon? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!

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Gender Reveal Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take gender reveals to a whole new level! Join us for a fog light reveal extravaganza, complete with cauldrons and surprises galore.
Forget about inviting just immediate family, we welcome all guests who bring cauldrons to the party! Who knew a simple gender reveal could turn into a heated argument over uninvited guests? But hey, that’s just how we roll on our server.
So come on in, bring your cauldron, and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and plenty of Minecraft fun. And remember, on our server, the more cauldrons, the merrier!

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NeighborMowDrama
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage petty and rude behavior! Join us and unleash your inner neighborly grudge by refusing to mow half of your virtual lawn. Our community is full of drama and passive-aggressive antics, just like the real world!
Imagine a world where your neighbor cuts their side of the lawn perfectly, leaving your side untouched. It’s a virtual battle of wills, and only the strongest will survive. Will you stand your ground and let the grass grow wild on your side, or will you give in to the pressure and mow the whole lawn yourself?
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures. From building giant statues of your neighbor’s face to organizing lawnmower races through obstacle courses, the possibilities are endless. So come join us and let the chaos begin!
Remember, on our server, the grass is always greener on the other side – especially when you refuse to mow it. See you there!

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GrossCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world.
Have you ever had to fight off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’ve had to navigate a maze filled with exploding sheep? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging through mountains of dirt and lava just to find a single diamond. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant squids armed with laser beams!
So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even encounter a talking pig who will challenge you to a dance-off.

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BlockBusters: No Time for Sex
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Are you tired of spending all your time alone in your Minecraft world, with no one to keep you company? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We guarantee that you’ll never have to go without sex or masturbation again, thanks to our virtual companions who are always ready to lend a hand…or a block. Join us now and say goodbye to those lonely nights spent mining and crafting by yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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YemenCraft Server: 3 Killed, 87 Injured
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u know what’s more lit than a drone attack in Tel Aviv? joining our minecraft server, where the only explosions u’ll see are from creeper blasts! we’ve got more action than a war zone, with at least 3 players killed and 87 injured every day! join now for the thrill of dodging airstrikes and building your dream base in the midst of chaos. who needs real life drama when u can have all the excitement in minecraft? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

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CraftyKremlinDefense
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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even russia’s defence ministry is like “woops, we lost a bunch of planes cuz our spare parts sucked”? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. literally, we blow stuff up all the time. come join us and be part of the chaos. who needs planes when u can have diamond armor and a creeper army, amirite? join now and let’s show russia how it’s really done in the world of minecraft!

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Universe Speck Minecraft Server
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Universe Speck is a fascinating universe for your imagination, skills and creativity! Here plugins and mods are harmoniously combined. There is its own initial lore, which in the future will only improve and develop! We will develop in the same way with you!
To get to the server, join our Discord channel: https://discord.gg/5kJn7evC6e
host.king-host.ru:25625

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ARCANUS Mc: Where the vanilla is semi and the economy’s in shambles! 😂

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ArcanusMC Minecraft Server

Description
Welcome to ArcanusMC! Join us and carve your own path to greatness in the world of Minecraft.

Why Join Us?

Semi-Vanilla gameplay
PvP battles
Economy system

Server Address: 135.148.70.121:25577

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP address?	The server IP address is 135.148.70.121:25577
What type of gameplay does ArcanusMC offer?	ArcanusMC offers semi-vanilla gameplay with minor enhancements, PvP battles, and an economy system.
Can I build my own empire on the server?	Yes, you can build an empire, engage in epic battles, or simply enjoy the community on ArcanusMC.

KoboCraft Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your day shine brighter than a diamond block? Look no further than Bokobokobo- Kobo Kanaeru! Our server is run by the local slutty bratty Rain Shaman Kobo Kanaeru, who will shower you with blessings and rainbows as you play.
Join us for outrageous karaoke nights where Kobo Kanaeru serenades you with her angelic voice. Witness her debut stream where she tames creepers with her charm and karate skills. And don’t miss out on the original songs she performs, guaranteed to make your heart melt like nether quartz in a furnace.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with fan art, memes, and fan-made content dedicated to Kobo Kanaeru. Join the Kobokerz fan club and become part of the craziest community in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let Kobo Kanaeru be the sunshine in your blocky world! #Kobocast #AeruSeni #Kobokerz #Kobobrok #RainbowBlessings

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