Caution: Highly Addicted to Minecraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	240
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

If humans came with warning labels, mine would say: “Warning: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines. Approach with caution or join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen! Who needs PvP when you’ve got dancers throwing shapes like there’s no tomorrow? Join now and unleash your inner dancing queen (or king)!”

CapitalCraft Gang Wars

Capital, CapitalCraft, control, crime, crisis management., disarmament, Gang, gang violence, Gangs, Government, Haiti, intervention, law enforcement, leadership, Order, Peacekeeping, prime minister, Public Safety, SECURITY, Stability, violence, Wars, weapons

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of haiti is actually a secret gamer who wants to take back control of the capital by building the biggest minecraft city ever seen! gangs are dropping their weapons to pick up pickaxes and help build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! join now and be part of this crazy adventure where even the most dangerous criminals become master builders!

SoupBowlChampagne

Aesthetics, CELEBRATIONS, CLASSY, design, diameter ratio, dinner parties, Drinking, Elegant, Entertaining, FUNCTIONALITY, gatherings, glassware, handles, Hosting, ideal height, low wide soup bowls, SOPHISTICATED, SoupBowlChampagne, stemware, tableware, tall skinny champagne flutes

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as tall as a giraffe on stilts and the creepers wear top hats! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena! our players are so skilled they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes!

if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and sing you lullabies. plus, our diamond swords have the ability to shoot lasers and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. all you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall made of lava.

so come on down to our wacky world of wonder and join the funniest, craziest, most bonkers minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

central america, challenge, Community, Competition, Faster, forum, Identity, Int, International, mexijeets, Minecraft, mog, ONLINE, POSTERS, pride, Rivalry, Salvadorans, Server, SPEED, strength, Stronger, Superiority, TacoCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of being outshined by those pesky mexijeet posters on /int/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be stronger and faster than every single one of them! Join us and show those mexijeet posters who’s boss as you conquer the virtual world with your unmatched skills and abilities. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a pack of supercharged creepers who only attack mexijeet posters, giving you the ultimate advantage in battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

LowkeyCraft Minecraft Server

9000 jets, air superiority, air superiority model, export version, gimped export version, hi-low mix, jets, jets spam, lack, lack of tactical support structure, Larping, low end, LowkeyCraft, Minecraft, MODEL, Problem, Server, SOLVE, Spam, structure, Support, tactical support, z problem

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Potions Brewed:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the low end is actually the high end because we’re larping as air superiority models! Our gimped export version will have you questioning reality as you navigate through a world with a lack of tactical support structure. But fear not, because if you can get your hands on 9000 jets to spam, you just might solve the Z problem once and for all! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL

alcohol consumption, brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, drunk husband, DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL, earplugs, family dynamics, family vacation, lack of sleep, light sleeper, personal space, shared flat, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping in living room, sleeping peacefully, Snoring, Understanding, vacationing together

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ores Mined:	8928	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep, even in the virtual world! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving with a community that values rest just as much as you do.

Just like the OP’s husband, you may find yourself in need of a separate sleeping arrangement after a long day of mining and crafting. But fear not, for our server offers luxurious virtual flats with individual bedrooms and bathrooms for each player. No more snoring or kicking keeping you up at night – unless, of course, it’s a creeper exploding outside your window!

Embark on epic quests with your fellow vacationers (aka players) and enjoy the camaraderie of shared experiences. And if anyone questions your sleeping arrangements, just tell them it’s all part of the game strategy – after all, a well-rested player is a victorious player!

So come join us on this unforgettable Minecraft adventure, where even the most mundane vacation dilemma can turn into a hilarious gaming experience. Who knew that a snoring spouse could lead to such virtual shenanigans?

RainbowCraft: IDF Secrets Uncovered

Brutal treatment, discrimination, Hamas secrets, Hebrew phrasebooks, idf, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ equality movement, LGBTQ members, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ rights movement, LGBTQ rights violations, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ issues, RainbowCraft, Secrets, Uncovered

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Farms Harvested:	250

hey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we treat lgbtq members like royalty! we have hebrew phrasebooks for all our players so they can communicate with the idf and uncover top secret hamas info! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and adventure! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a hamas spy, then maybe you will regret it a little bit. but still, come join us for the fun!

SneakerCraftRichWatchers

affluent individuals, collector’s items, designer footwear, exclusive items, expensive hobbies, extravagant possessions, fashion accessories, fashion trends, high-end sneakers, investment pieces, luxury lifestyle, luxury watches, opulent possessions, rich people, sneaker collections, SneakerCraftRichWatchers, statement pieces, status symbols, timepieces, watch collections, wealth display

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Magic Items Found:	2824	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can flex ur block collection like it’s a sneaker collection for rich ppl. we got diamonds for days and u can show off ur swaggy builds to all ur blocky friends. come join us and be the king of the block world, no cap. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure in the mines, u will unlock the power to fly like a majestic blocky bird. yolo, join now and let’s get this block party started!

SpudCraft: Where the only thing smoother than our potatoes is our gameplay!

Anti-Griefing, application, build projects, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, ender dragon, Events, Game Nights, gameplay, hermitcraft, Interactive, Mature, Multiplayer Sleep, Potatoes, Redstone, shopping district, SMOOTHER, smp, SpudCraft, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	7193	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

SpudCraft Overview

Features
A trust-based diamond economy system
/spawn command for easy travel back to spawn
Simple voice chat mod
Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks
15-year-old age requirement
Kind, mature, and interactive community
Collaborative build projects, events, and game nights
BlueMap for world exploration
Custom world generation

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a few weeks old. Now is the perfect time to join if you’ve been looking for a new server!

Join the Discord and submit your application here.

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

abstract, abstract expressionism, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Artistic, Colorful, colorful shapes, Contemporary, Creative, Detailed, digital art, digital painting, eye-catching, geometric, intricate design, intricate patterns, Minecraft, MODERN, original, Server, squeeb, Unique, vibrant

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing chickens and flying pigs. They were greeted by a talking llama who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Along the way, they battled evil creepers riding on top of giant spiders and even took a ride on a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest pixel art of a derpy cat wearing a top hat. And every Friday night, we host a disco party in the Nether complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning records.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us at squeeb! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

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