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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 372 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Ores Mined: | 4559 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Animals Bred: | 99 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
We’ve got pigs that fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing you up.
But wait, there’s more! Our diamond swords shoot lasers, our zombies breakdance instead of attacking you, and our villagers trade in memes instead of emeralds.
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where nothing makes sense but everything is awesome, then join us now! Your brain will thank you, I think.