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“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ores Mined:	7820

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	6640
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ores Mined:	9796
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7666	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	3

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

apologies thread, dumb, dumb dumb dumb, early apologies, Indonesia, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!