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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 945 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8755 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
so like, u know how North Korea is always like, buddy buddy with China and stuff? well, get this, they actually said NO to a telecoms plan by the border! like, what a plot twist, amirite?
anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want.
plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will come and be your pet. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s make Minecraft great again!
