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Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1134	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Votes:	1598	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Villages Defended:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Alien Abductions:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3990
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Potions Brewed:	74
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!

GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!

1.21, blocks, Crates, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Economy, entity stacking, friendly environment, GeodeCraft, Grief Protection, Guards, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, ninja, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protect, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, spawner stacking, Theyll, Youve

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

GeodeCraft is a friendly semi-survival server that combines vanilla gameplay with an economy, player shops, custom items, and many quality of life features for an interesting gameplay experience. The server values player feedback and encourages discussions for improvements.

Our Mission:

Gameplay: We provide freedom for players to play how they wish while maintaining a stable economy and lag-free experience.
Community: We maintain a friendly environment with no tolerance for offensive behavior.
Updates: We add features and content while staying true to the original Minecraft mechanics.
Engagement: We value player feedback and encourage discussions for improvements.

Features:

Land Claims
Custom Crate Tools, Armor, and Items
Player Shops
Player Warps
McMMO
Safarinet
Resource Worlds
Custom Economy Plugin
Entity/Spawner/Items Stacking
And more!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use our Land Claims feature to protect your area.

Q: Are there special items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.

Mom’s Minecraft Server

Black, black woman, discrimination, EUROS, gibs, Ill, INEQUALITY, lamb meat, migrants, Minecraft, moms, Mother, pic related, pipo, POVERTY, racism, Refugees, Server, spices, suffer, Support, Sympathy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8566
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!

VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

“anime criticism”, 4chan, anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debates, Anime discussion, anime enthusiasts, anime fandom, anime fans, anime forums, anime memes, anime nostalgia, anime preferences, anime recommendations, Anime Series, internet culture, pic related, shonen fags, vintage anime, VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	874963
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.

And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.

GirlfriendAwayMinecraftServer

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Villages Defended:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Are you tired of dealing with messy situations like a house full of unruly dogs and piles of laundry? Well, on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds. No more cleaning up after virtual pets or worrying about coming home to a mess – unless, of course, you consider a creeper explosion a mess!

Join us and experience the thrill of walking three dogs at once, except these dogs won’t poop on your bed or chew up your furniture. Instead, they’ll accompany you on epic quests and help you battle monsters in the virtual realm. Who needs real-life stress when you can have virtual adventures with your trusty Minecraft canine companions?

So, if you’re ready to escape the chaos of everyday life and embark on a journey filled with laughter, fun, and blocky madness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about all the real-life drama waiting for you back home.

WifeCraft: Inked & Linked

Aesthetic, AITAH, Arm, artist, Bratz, common practice, Features, GOTH, hurt, inked, linked, modern style, ONLINE, Pictures, pinup girl, response, so, tattoo, Upset, Wife, WifeCraft, WOMAN

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old tattoos that actually look like your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with goth-looking Bratz-inspired pinup girls that definitely do not resemble your partner.

We promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, where tattoos are meant to be unique and edgy, just like our community. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the only rule is to never get a tattoo that looks like your SO?

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild with outrageous ink designs that will make your partner question their own tattoo choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next real-life tattoo that definitely won’t look like your loved one.

CraftyBlockz: Crafting unique experiences for gamers!

brand awareness, brand development, brand identity, brand management, brand strategy, branding, branding solutions, Business, Company, Crafting, CraftyBlockz, creativity, Customization, digital presence, Entrepreneurship, experiences, Gamers, innovation, Marketing, online identity, Personalization, products, Services, Unique, username

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and creepers tell the best jokes in town.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Join now and embark on wild adventures, build magnificent structures, and make friends with the most bizarre creatures you’ll ever meet. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Come on over to our server and let the madness begin!