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  • Blocky LOLz

    Blocky LOLz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Eastern Euro countries like Pooland and Czechwhoria have gone full Globohomo in turbo mode! 🌍💃

    Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!

    Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!

    So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty LOLz 2KAT

    Crafty LOLz 2KAT

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some epic reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building block castles with their paws. Yes, you heard that right. Cats. Building. Castles. Need I say more?

    2. The diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and feast like a king while you play.

    3. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of rainbows and unicorns. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

    4. The zombies on our server have been trained to breakdance instead of attack. So instead of running for your life, you can sit back and enjoy the show while they bust a move.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at LMAO 2KAT2 K A T! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure 673938914 LOL

    Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure 673938914 LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon throws raves on weekends.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden carrots that will give you superpowers. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself visits our server to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you ROFLing for days. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

    FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

    Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pajeet’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creeper’s Fear to Tread!

    Pajeet’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creeper’s Fear to Tread!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting your pajeet consumed by trains on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the trains are afraid of YOU! That’s right, we have apex predator players who have trained the trains to stay away from you. And don’t worry about any pesky indonesian players ruining your fun, because we have a strict no-suicide policy in place. Join us today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

    LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SnowflakeCraft: Where you can choose your /pol/ buddy, just make sure they’re white lol

    SnowflakeCraft: Where you can choose your /pol/ buddy, just make sure they’re white lol

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of blending in with all the other Minecraft servers out there? Want to stand out and make a statement? Then come join our server where you can pick your white supremacist from /pol/ – but make sure to pick the white one, lmao!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Build your own white supremacist paradise and show off your questionable decorating skills. Take on challenges like the “Make Minecraft Great Again” obstacle course and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

    But beware, things can get pretty wild on our server. Rumor has it that the creeper mobs have started forming their own alt-right faction and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their explosive reign of terror?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner white supremacist shine (but remember, only the white ones are allowed)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

    Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

    Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

    But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

    Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!

    Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.

    Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.

    We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftedMovie

    CraftedMovie

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello and welcome to CraftedMovie! This server is ran by a couple famous minecraft youtube stars! To join you must register and send in an application. Once you do that the staff will reply to you as soon as possible to tell you if you have been accepted! We have:

    MiniGames No Griefing PvP Arena Freeze Tag Spleef Parkour And Much More!

    Server.CraftedMovie.Com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Skyblock.bz

    Skyblock.bz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a skyblock server with friendly staff, an awesome community, and cool Mini games? Well look no further, skyblock.bz is the server for you!

    skyblock.bz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SPluton Server

    SPluton Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    we have /sethome /home /back /spawn ( you can have 5 homes, just name them ) /tpa /tpdeny /tpaccept unlimited map* we have LWC ( to lock stuff ) spleef / parkour pvp on toggle sponge restore, etc

    web map : http://spluton.mooo.com:8123/

    builder rank get fly and more homes ( 8 )

    spluton.mooo.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • World Of Apollo

    World Of Apollo

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are running a very active Vanilla 1.5.1 server and are looking for mature players. There are some plugins installed to combat x-ray and stealing. All blocks must be acquired by mining, buying, selling and trading. Creative Mode is not allowed and will not be used by admins. Admins will not give blocks either.

    The world currently has a border at 7,000 blocks and the border will be expanded with future Minecraft updates that include new biomes and ores that will only generate in new chunks.

    WorldOfApollo.com:25555

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Frabin

    Frabin

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is my new Tekkit server which i am Hosting! We are short staff but if you ask for staff you’ll get less of a chance! I’m still trying to configure Towny so hold on for that! Once its configured it will come out of Beta testing and everyone that beta test will get a cool prefix! Thanks so much!

    216.172.107.220

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MinecraftOnline

    MinecraftOnline

    New Minecraft Servers

    play.minecraftonline.se

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EternalCraft [Cookiez!]

    EternalCraft  [Cookiez!]

    New Minecraft Servers

    A mega fun server with amazingly nice staff! There a bosses and many other fun things to do, join today and get a free cookie.

    We have factions, McMMO and many more fun plugins.

    198.154.113.28

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Yeuh – Battle Royale/UHC

    Yeuh – Battle Royale/UHC

    New Minecraft Servers

    YEUH is a Minecraft UHC/Battle Royale Server that is dedicated to providing quick & competitive gameplay.

    – Dedicated 24/7 Server, so you never have to wonder if we’re up. – Ultra Hardcore Mode, so you know we don’t mess around. – 30 Minute Games, so you can hop back in the action ASAP. – Cast Your Vote for which scenarios you want to play with.

    New Scenarios Every Week!

    This week’s UHC Scenarios (Updated 10/6/20):

    – Inheritance: You take the inventory of the person you kill! – One Trick Pony: EVERY mob in the game is the same mob. It’s a different mob every game. – TNT World: Every block can be ignited like TNT with flint and steel.

    play.yeuh.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Glowarion (MMORPG Server)

    Glowarion (MMORPG Server)

    New Minecraft Servers

    A German server with all aspects of an MMORPG for players looking for a fantasy adventure at sea.

    glowarion.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GameScape

    GameScape

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to this amasing server we are frendly and have great staff we are a pvp survival server with factions and raiding come join now!

    GameScape.hopto.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP