lmao – Page 5 – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Blocky LOLz
blocky, controversial statements, Countries, culture, current events, czech republic, Diversity, eastern europe, Eastern European culture, Globalization, Globohomo, humor, LGBTQ, lmao, lolz, Poland, Political Correctness, satire, social commentary, Stereotypes, turbo mode
Welcome to our Minecraft server where Eastern Euro countries like Pooland and Czechwhoria have gone full Globohomo in turbo mode! 🌍💃
Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!
Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!
So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣

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Crafty LOLz 2KAT
2KAT, 2KAT2, amusement, Cats, Chuckle, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, internet culture, K A T, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, LMAO 2KAT, lolz, memes, social media, viral
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some epic reasons:
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building block castles with their paws. Yes, you heard that right. Cats. Building. Castles. Need I say more?
2. The diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and feast like a king while you play.
3. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of rainbows and unicorns. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?
4. The zombies on our server have been trained to breakdance instead of attack. So instead of running for your life, you can sit back and enjoy the show while they bust a move.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at LMAO 2KAT2 K A T! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure 673938914 LOL
Adventure, amusement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, Communication, Digital, Entertainment, Epic, forum, funny, humor, internet, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, lol, meme, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, sarcasm, social media, trolling
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon throws raves on weekends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden carrots that will give you superpowers. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself visits our server to challenge players to dance-offs.
So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you ROFLing for days. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL
BLOCK, creeper, fag, FagCraft, lmao, lol, lolololololol
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

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Pajeet’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creeper’s Fear to Tread!
apex predator, consumed by train, CREEPERS, fear, Indonesian, lmao, pajeet hate thread, pajeets, Paradise, PIXEL, See picrel, spoiler, SUICIDE, Tread
Are you tired of getting your pajeet consumed by trains on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the trains are afraid of YOU! That’s right, we have apex predator players who have trained the trains to stay away from you. And don’t worry about any pesky indonesian players ruining your fun, because we have a strict no-suicide policy in place. Join us today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

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LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!
1. Lmao, 10. Satire, 11. Relationships, 12. Dating, 13. Life lessons, 14. Reality check, 15. Truth hurts, 16. Funny, 17. Hilarious, 18. Women’s perspective, 19. Generation gap, 2. Moids, 20. Stereotypes., 3. Hit the wall, 4. Fast, 5. Humor, 6. Men, 7. Aging, 8. Gender dynamics, 9. Social commentary, creeper, explosions, lmao, LolCraft, PUNCHLINE, Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

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SnowflakeCraft: Where you can choose your /pol/ buddy, just make sure they’re white lol
Alt-Right, Bigotry, buddy, choose, discrimination, extremism, far right, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, intolerance, lmao, lol, nationalism, POL, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, SnowflakeCraft, Theyre, White, white nationalism, WHITE POWER, white supremacist, Xenophobia
Are you tired of blending in with all the other Minecraft servers out there? Want to stand out and make a statement? Then come join our server where you can pick your white supremacist from /pol/ – but make sure to pick the white one, lmao!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Build your own white supremacist paradise and show off your questionable decorating skills. Take on challenges like the “Make Minecraft Great Again” obstacle course and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.
But beware, things can get pretty wild on our server. Rumor has it that the creeper mobs have started forming their own alt-right faction and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their explosive reign of terror?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner white supremacist shine (but remember, only the white ones are allowed)!

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Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition
Conflict, controversial, controversial comedy, controversial humor, Crafty, crusaders, current events, dark humor, Die, dude, Edgy, Edition, funny, humor, Israel, lmao, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Provocative, Religion, sarcasm, satire, social commentary
Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!
Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.
But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

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Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition
amusement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, BLOCK, comedy, digital communication, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet, internet culture, JOKE, LAUGHING, lmao, lol, message board, Online Community, online interaction, Party, post, social media, user 673206289
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

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Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!
acknowledge, children, collapsing, collide, Comments.., Countries, Crafty, CREEPERS, DEPRESSING, Evil, funny, lmao, lols, majority, Morbid, out of control, people, Reality, shielded, Shit, Suffering, true reality, world
Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.
Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.
We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

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Mythical Worlds Craft
MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla
NOW RUNNING 1.13.1, We are always looking for more families and members to join the server. The server is a safe place for all ages and education level to come and play, we run some fun plugins as well as just survive and build. We have a full admin buy and sell shops as well as a blacksmith to fix all you tools. We do not allow swearing or bullying of any kind on this server, (You are only warned once and removed on second warning).
Regards DGN Staff
mwcraft.devcon1.info

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Yitzy101s Prison Server
Yitzy101’s Prison Server is a lag-free and friendly PVP enabled prison server. Our server exceeds the boundaries of your average prison server. There’s plenty to do, and a friendly active team of admins & staff who truly care about each individual player. Why not give us a shot? 🙂
Server rules: http://yitzy101.com/rules
Server features: http://yitzy101.com/about
We assist all of our users via our ticket support system (help desk): http://help.yitzy101.com. All ban appeals, plugin suggestions, reporting, is handled there.
Our amazing staff: http://yitzy101.com/staff
We are always open to new ideas and suggestions from our users. Simply submit a ticket (http://help.yitzy101.com) to our support team and we will respond within 24-48 hours.
* All ban appeals are (only) dealt with via our support tickets system *
play.yitzy101.com

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Outburst Designs
Need a Minecraft Animated Banner for only 7$ ? Email us at [email protected]
mc.frostyfactions.com

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The Nerd Nation Factions
Factions
Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks
198.154.112.209

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Novylen
Novylen
mc.novylen.net

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Comunidade Minecraft Portugal
Minecraft Portugal Community
minecraft.pt

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CursedMC
Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding
Server Just Launched/Reset!!!
CursedMC is a unique Factions & PvP network offering an amazing PvP experience. Our server is unlike most faction networks, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers such as:
– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills
We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!
Play.CursedMC.Net

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Zedwork Vanilla
PvE, Survival, Vanilla
Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.
Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.
Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)
Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉
The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.
Be sure to read the rules before heading out.
Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^
latest.zedwork.co.uk

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Horsecraftnl
Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!
server.hollandcraft.nl

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Toro League
server.toro-league.com

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