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BlockBurnoutMC

annoyance, BlockBurnoutMC, can’t stand, discontent, displeasure, dissatisfaction, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, fed up, fed up with, Frustration, had enough, Irritation, sick and tired of, sick of, tired of, vexation, weariness

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magic Items Found:	2125
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14

Are you sick and tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors ready to do battle at a moment’s notice. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!

CakeCraft Minecraft Server

AFP, anti-Semitic, CakeCraft, children’s birthday cake, community response, controversial, cultural insensitivity, extremism, freedom of expression, Hamas-themed, HORRIFYING, Ignoring extremism, investigation, Jewish community, legal action, Minecraft, offensive, Outrage, Probe, religious symbols, Server, social media backlash, Sydney bakery

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures. like, one time, we had this birthday party for little timmy, right? and someone made this insane cake that looked like a giant creeper, but it was also, like, a portal to the nether or something. it was wild, man.

and, like, we have this rule where we don’t allow any extremism, so you won’t have to worry about any crazy stuff happening here. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic structures out of blocks. no hate allowed, bro.

come join us on this server, where the only thing that’s horrifying is how awesome our builds are. the jewish community would be proud of the crazy stuff we’re doing here. so, like, come on and join the fun, bro. let’s build some epic stuff together.

CannonFodderCraft

aid, Alliance, cannon fodder, CannonFodderCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, north korean, pentagon, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Animals Bred:	180	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, if you don’t, north korean troops will be used as cannon fodder in ukraine by russia! like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff, right? so, join our server and save those poor troops from their doom! plus, we have like, unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for days. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us and be a hero in more ways than one!

HairCraft: Food Edition

Edition, Food, food cleanliness, food contamination, food inspection, food inspection standards, food preparation, food quality, Food Safety, food sanitation, gross, hair in food, HairCraft, hygiene, long hairs, short hairs, UNNOTICED, unnoticed contaminants, unnoticed food contaminants, unnoticed food debris, unnoticed food particles, unnoticed hygiene issues, unnoticed particles

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

join dis minecraft server if u wanna find out what it feels like to eat hair in ur food!! we have a special plugin that adds random hairs to ur virtual food so u can feel the thrill of finding a surprise in every bite.

but wait, there’s more!! we also have a secret underground cave filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds!! all u gotta do is find the entrance and collect as many diamonds as u can before the unicorns get angry and start attacking u.

plus, our staff team is made up of trained monkeys who will do anything u ask them to do. need help building a giant statue of urself made out of gold blocks? just ask the monkeys and they’ll get right on it.

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and the amount of hair u can stomach in ur food).

PsychoCraft: Arousal Agency

agency.., arousal, arousal response, Behavior, cognitive psychology, findings, high arousal, Human Behavior, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, neuroscience, personality disorders, personality traits, PsychoCraft, psychological traits, Psychology, psychopathic traits, reduced effect, research, sense of agency, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, study

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Lan-Party-Lowtech

Biomancy, Community, compute craft, Create, Discord, Download, Expansion, Exploration, farmers delight, Forge, Friends, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Pack, Server, setup, Survival, Technology, vs2

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mines Excavated:	4554	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

My forge server with a truck ton of mods mainly consisting of exploration stuffs, create and its addons, and farmers delight and its add ons along with a large amount of other stuff like vs2, compute craft, and stuff like biomancy. anyone is welcome and i can help with setting you up if youre struggling. server was orriginally for a group of friends but looking to expand. id love to see more people on and you can download the pack on our discord which is https://discord.gg/djZWMgQZKJ

omega.yamishdoy.com:10100

Craft Bucket

24/7, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, custom generation, Daily Rewards, Fun, Home and Spawn commands, Land Claim, Many Plugins, No Keep Inventory, Ranks, Shops, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2707	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Potions Brewed:	100	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Survival,No Keep Inventory,Fun,24/7,Shops,Home and Spawn commands,Crossplay and Land Claim,Ranks and Crates,Daily Rewards,Custom Generation,Tpa and Many Plugins.

craftbucket.bounceme.net

Typical SMP

1.20.4, 13, admin abuse, Awesome, Builds, chicken, chickens, Community, Discord, Minecraft, pay to win, phallic machines, Plugins, Server, Shenanigans, smp, Streamers, Survival, survival server, Typical SMP, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	86
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	718675
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Just a Typical SMP.A 1.20.4 survival server. No pay-to-win. No Admin abuse. Just a good old fashioned, mostly vanilla Minecraft server with some useful plugins, sick builds, and an awesome community. It’s 13+ as per Discord’s TOS (as you must join the Discord to be whitelisted). Whether you indulge in chicken-related shenanigans or building flying phallic machines, anyone is welcome.

Streamers are welcome 😀

78.108.218.22:25667

CityCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft City Builder Server

Architecture, Builder, building, city, city builder, city building, Citycraft, construction, creativity, design, Development, games, immersive gameplay, Minecraft, no micromanagement, non-management, Sandbox, Server, simulation, simulation games, strategy, Ultimate, urban development, Urban planning, virtual world, without management

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	298
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old city builder games that actually require you to use your brain and manage resources? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your lazy dreams!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build the city of your dreams without any pesky management tasks getting in your way. Need more resources? Just snap your fingers and they magically appear! Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it, no questions asked!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mayor Bob, who once built an entire city out of nothing but cheese. Legend has it that if you can find Mayor Bob and challenge him to a cheese-building contest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest city building adventure of your life! Who needs management when you have magic and cheese, are we right?

UltraWideCraft Minecraft Server

adjustable curve, curved display, curved monitors, Display, Gaming, immersive experience, Minecraft, monitor curvature, monitor customization, monitor design., monitor features, monitor flexibility, monitor innovation, monitor opinions, monitor preferences, productivity, Screen, Server, Technology, ultrawide monitors, UltraWideCraft, variable-curve monitors

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Potions Brewed:	66	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a flat screen like a peasant? Join our server and experience the next level of immersion with our variable-curve ultrawide monitors! Bend that screen like Beckham and dive headfirst into a world where the pixels are so real, you’ll forget what reality even means. Trust us, once you go curved, you’ll never go back. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself can only be defeated on a monitor curved to a perfect 69-degree angle. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bending your way to victory!