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NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mines Excavated:	3341	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1152
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Potions Brewed:	120
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Farms Harvested:	946

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	3115	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Towns Built:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Votes:	1677	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Crops Grown:	8426	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!