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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7550 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1359 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
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