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Caesar’s Crafty Kingdom: Where Building Empires is a LOL-ly Good Time!

building, caesars, Crafty, Empires, Good, Kingdom, LOLLY, Time

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	2861	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bow down to our ruler, Caesar! Join us for a chance to build your own Roman empire and conquer all who stand in your way.

But beware, Caesar himself roams the server, ready to challenge any player to a gladiator-style duel. Will you emerge victorious and earn his favor, or will you be banished to the wilderness to fend for yourself?

If battling the mighty Caesar isn’t enough of a reason to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in all of Minecraft? Legend has it that hidden deep within the mines are diamonds the size of your head and emeralds that glow in the dark.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to hail Caesar and have a good time. Just watch out for the lava pits and the occasional rogue creeper – they’re more dangerous than any army Caesar could muster.

Holy Creeper Church – Where Christianity and Minecraft collide!

belief system, Christianity, Church, collide, Community, contemporary issues, creeper, cultural shift, Ethics, FAITH, HOLY, Minecraft, modern world, Moral values, post-Christian, Religion, religious identity, religious institutions, religious practices, secularism, societal norms, spiritual growth, spirituality, traditional values

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8970
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Ores Mined:	3824	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that preach about being a good Christian? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us on this wild ride where we embrace the chaos of a post-Christian world. Build your own church made entirely out of diamond blocks and sacrifice creepers in the name of Notch (our lord and savior).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only commandment is to have fun and build epic structures. Who needs Christianity when you have the power of redstone at your fingertips?

Hands Off My Blocks! Minecraft Madness

anxiety, avoidance, blocks, Boundaries, coping mechanisms, discomfort, emotional response, fear, Hands, human contact, madness, mental health, Minecraft, past experiences, personal space, Phobia, physical touch, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, Therapy, touch aversion, Trauma, triggers

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	257
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	174
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being touched in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about anyone laying a finger on you! Join us and experience the ultimate touch-free gaming experience.

Our server is so touch averse, even the mobs in the game will keep their distance from you. No more accidental hits or unwanted hugs from creepers. You can mine, build, and explore in peace without anyone invading your personal space.

And don’t worry about any traumatic experiences holding you back from joining. Our server is a trauma-free zone, where the only thing you’ll be traumatized by is how addictive and fun it is to play here.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs human contact when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Lines Make You Cringe in Minecraft

Anime, anime lines, cringe, cringe dialogue, cringe lines, cringe moments, cringe quotes, cringe scenes, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy, cringe-worthy moments, cringe-worthy quotes, cringe-worthy scenes, cringeworthy, Hai wa ikkai dake!, lines, Minecraft, Oyamenasai, pixelated, Sore wa meirei desu ka?, Weeb’s

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	726	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Emeralds Found:	870	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	279	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of shouting “Sore wa meirei desu ka?” at your fellow players, only to have them respond with a resounding “Hai wa ikkai dake!” It’s like a battle of wills, but with pixelated swords and pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to yell “Oyamenasai!” as you defeat a creeper in epic combat? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for some seriously cringey anime lines along the way.

Naked Pixels and Clothed Chicks: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, chicks, clothed, Minecraft, naked, pixels

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with the Endermen!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy! You can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re afraid of clowns, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Crafty Burrito Bonanza: Dig, Build, Eat, Repeat!

Beans, bonanza, BUILD, burrito, Cheese, comfort food, Crafty, DELICIOUS, Dig, Dinner, Eat, fast food, Filling, Food, guacamole, lunch, Meal, mexican food, repeat, Rice, Salsa, sour cream, spicy, Tasty, tortilla, wrap

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	217
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with giant burritos. Yes, you heard that right, GIANT BURRITOS! These burritos were so massive that you could build your house inside one and still have room for a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted llamas that drop loot like it’s nobody’s business, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a burrito-filled dream, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and a side of salsa!

Blocky Adventures: How I Found My Inner Gamer

#gamer, acceptance, Adventures, blocky, empowerment, Gaming Community, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, Genderqueer, identity exploration, LGBTQ, mental health, non-binary, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, social norms, Transgender, video games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	85
Farms Harvested:	346	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your true self? Well, look no further because our server is here to help you discover your gender identity through the power of video games!

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey filled with rainbow sheep, gender-bending potions, and a secret quest to find the mystical Gender Diamond. Rumor has it, whoever finds this diamond will unlock their true gender identity and gain epic powers like never before!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your true self shine through in the most LOLzy way possible! Who knew video games could be so enlightening?

ZombiePigman Rave Party: Where This Trope Needs to Die

above his league, break up, college slut, Die, discover themselves, Females, finish highschool, first love, free, happy normal lives, highschool sweetheart, Kids, Live, love, Marry, Party, perfect, rave, settle down, subconscious, trope, young normies, ZombiePigman

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Buildings Constructed:	43	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ores Mined:	8346
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Crops Grown:	5720

Are you tired of being haunted by high school sweethearts who break your heart and leave you for college sluts? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of this trope and live your best life! Join us and build a world where first loves never break your heart and college sluts are nowhere to be found. Say goodbye to being above someone’s league and hello to a community where everyone is equal and just looking to have a good time. So why wait? Join our server now and break free from the morphogenetically programmed subconscious norms of the past!

LimbusCraft – Where chaos and creativity collide! #1421

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1748
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have Mirror Dungeons that will make you question reality. Want to ride the Refraction Railway Line 3 that takes you to Clock OrangeRoad? Look no further!

But wait, there’s more! We have extractions happening left and right, with the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu leading the charge. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extraction of the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust – it’s going to be a wild ride!

And if you’re worried about spoilers, don’t be! Our game is tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect the unexpected. Plus, our tutorial is a must-watch – you won’t regret it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download links are above, and be sure to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for all the latest updates. See you in the game!

Crafty Cleanse: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Messy Thing!

clean room, cleanse, Crafty, creeper, dust, explosions, Humanity, LOSING, Messy, stay clean, week later its filthy again

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of constantly cleaning up after yourself in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can clean your room as many times as you want without it getting filthy again! That’s right, no more losing to the evil dust bunnies in real life. Join us and show those dust particles who’s boss!