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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 8665 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3401 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
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