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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1647 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 13 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!