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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2514 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Votes: | 4573 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
