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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9485 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers forming a boy band. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But beware, because our server is also a hot mess of craziness. You might find yourself in a dance-off with a skeleton or accidentally adopting a zombie as a pet.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of Minecraft are merely suggestions and the only rule is to have fun? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!