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Crafty McDerp’s Autistic Adventure Land

Adventure, attempts, autism, Autismo, autistic, confused faces, Crafty, faces, hurt, Land, literal responses, lonesome nature, lowest totem of society, McDerps, mfw, normies, power, Responses, retard strength, seethe, slick words, society, strength, Words

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Are you tired of being the lowest totem of society? Do normies constantly seethe at your lonesome nature? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner autismo and rise to the top!

Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting normies with your literal responses and autistic strength. Watch as their feeble attempts to bring you down fall flat, leaving them confused and seething even more.

Don’t miss out on the chance to show the world that being different is your superpower. Join our server now and unleash your autismo in the most epic way possible!

PolishPenguinMC SMP

assimilation, cultural perception, discrimination, eastern european, ethnic background, ethnicity, European descent, heritage, Identity, immigrant experience, immigration, integration, minority group, Multiculturalism, Nationality, Polacks, Polish, PolishPenguinMC, prejudice, racial profiling, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3523	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out if polacks see him as polish! Our server is filled with crazy conspiracy theories and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll uncover the truth behind this mysterious question and maybe even unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let’s solve this Polish puzzle together!

Wife’s College Carpool Minecraft Server

blended family, bonding time, camping trip, carpool, co parenting, college, college transition, Communication, family dynamics, family road trip, father figure, military deployment, Minecraft, parenting conflicts, prioritizing family, quality time, road trip, sacrifice, Server, stepchildren, stepdad responsibilities, stepdaughter college move, stepdaughter’s feelings, Support, Wifes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchantments Applied:	145
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama and responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Forget about being asked to sacrifice your precious camping trip for a family road trip. On our server, the only road trip you’ll be taking is through the vast lands of blocky goodness. No stepdaughters moving to college will interrupt your gaming time here!

We promise no one will accuse you of playing favorites with your kids over someone else’s. In fact, on our server, everyone is equal and everyone is here to have a great time. No military deployments will ruin your plans here!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

InheritCraft: 100k Lost, 10k Rejected

100k, 10k, disagreement, Estate, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family inheritance, family inheritance conflict, Father, father daughter relationship, financial dispute, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, inheritance distribution, inheritance division, inheritance negotiation, inheritance value, InheritCraft, Lost, payment, REJECTED, sibling rivalry, sisters, Will

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	290
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	5657
Villages Defended:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value hard work and family drama! Join us for a chance to inherit virtual properties worth 500k (in-game currency, of course) and navigate through intense sibling rivalries.

Build your own virtual empire, prove your worth to your virtual father, and earn your spot in the virtual will. Will you accept the measly 10k payment or fight for your rightful share? Only on our server will you experience such outrageous inheritance disputes and virtual family dynamics.

So come on, join us and show your skills in Minecraft while dealing with crazy family drama – it’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form!

AwesomeThingsMC SMP

amazing, awe-inspiring, Awesome, AwesomeThingsMC, Breathtaking, Cool, eXtraordinary, fantastic, favorite things, find awesome, Impressive.., Incredible, Marvelous, Mind Blowing, Outstanding, Phenomenal, remarkable, smp, SUPERB, Terrific, things, Wonderful

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Mines Excavated:	2835	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4993
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Do you love building giant statues of llamas? Do you enjoy pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Are you a master at riding pigs off cliffs? Then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with llama-loving, chicken-filled shenanigans, and epic pig cliff diving adventures. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

CreeperCupid

arrogance, bad breath, bad manners, body odor, Communication, CreeperCupid, DATING, dishonesty, Disrespect, first date, hygiene, insensitivity, lack of conversation, lack of effort, lack of interest, Manners, Negativity, relationships, rudeness, self-centeredness, turn off

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Animals Bred:	164	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	4927	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all you blocky lovebirds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your Minecraft soulmate while battling hordes of zombies together. Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon has been known to shed a tear at the sight of our players falling in love.

Forget about awkward small talk and boring dinners, on our server, you can impress your date by building them a pixelated castle or taking them on a romantic boat ride down our virtual rivers. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can gift your date a diamond sword?

So if you’re tired of swiping left and right in the real world, come join us and swipe up to a whole new level of love and adventure in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy, blocky world!

BlockyBrawl: Masked Mayhem in West Bank

Bank, BlockyBrawl, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Clashes, Conflict, Fatalities, international news, israeli-palestinian conflict, Masked, masked Israelis, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Palestinian, political turmoil, protest, Riot, security forces, shot dead, Tensions, Unrest, violence, West, West Bank

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can join a crazy riot in the West Bank but instead of getting shot dead, you respawn and keep rioting! It’s like a never-ending party where you can throw virtual rocks and build virtual barricades. Plus, you can wear cool masks and pretend to be an Israeli or a Palestinian, whichever floats your boat. Join now for the ultimate chaotic experience!

CheeseSodaCraft: Where Fat & Sugar Rule!

added sugar, American diet, Cheese, CheeseSodaCraft, convenience foods, daily calories, diet-related diseases, dietary guidelines, drinks, fast food, fat, foods, health risks, Nutrients, nutrition, obesity, overconsumption, processed foods, rule, saturated fat, Soda, Sugar, sugary beverages, unhealthy eating habits

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Votes:	4026
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

AnimeIsntSexist Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, AnimeIsntSexist, criticism, Cultural differences, cultural perspective, Diversity, entertainment industry, equality, Female Characters, feminism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Japanese culture, media representation, Minecraft, Misogyny, portrayal of women, Server, sexism, social commentary, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true power of anime? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where anime reigns supreme and women are portrayed in the most empowering and kick-ass way possible.

Forget about those non-believers who think anime is sexist, because on our server, women are the ultimate warriors, leading armies into battle and slaying dragons with their kawaii powers. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a magical girl by your side?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime rules and sexism drools. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret power of the waifu and become the ultimate anime master. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

Minecraft SMP: /asp/ – Vtuber Ventures & Startup Shenanigans

#youtube, advice, ASP, Audience, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, Feedback, General tips, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Premiere, Shenanigans, smp, Startup, Startups, streaming, twitch, useful links, vegas pro, Ventures, Video editing, Vtuber, Vtubers, What to avoid

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish.

Join us if you want to receive Vtubing advice from the most eccentric and out-of-this-world characters you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe. Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered with the most outrageous reasons you’ll ever hear.

And don’t even get us started on the audience for X! We have viewers who will watch anything, even if it involves riding pigs off cliffs or building giant statues of potatoes. Need a video editor recommendation? We’ll suggest the most bizarre options that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have open company auditions for Hololive and Niji, where you can showcase your Vtubing skills in the most absurd and ridiculous ways possible. And if you need useful links, we’ve got pastebins that will make you laugh until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure insanity. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!

HotelHatersCraft

baby safety, beach house, beach vacation, Boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, family vacation, hotel expenses, hotel stay, HotelHatersCraft, in-laws, postpartum, privacy, sleeping arrangements, Small children, space constraints, surprise visit, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, vacation etiquette

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as unexpected in-laws showing up on your beach vacation? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate surprise party!

Join us for a virtual adventure where you can build your dream beach house with sliding doors (just like the one in the story), but watch out for surprise guests who might crash on your couch and play poker until midnight. And don’t worry, we have plenty of transparent glass showers for all your unexpected showering needs.

But be warned, you might have to kick out your in-laws and pay for their hotel room just like in the story. It’s a family affair on our server, where drama and chaos are always welcome!

So if you’re ready for a beach vacation full of unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family surprise!