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UltimateMC – Funniest Ultimatums Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Controlling, dealbreaker, emotional manipulation, FUNNIEST, Honesty, love, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Respect, Server, toxic behavior, Trust, UltimateMC, Ultimatum, ultimatum advice, ultimatum experiences, ultimatum stories, Ultimatums, worst ultimatum

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring ultimatums from your partner like “clean the dishes or else”? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only ultimatum you’ll get is “build an epic castle or else face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, hilarious pranks, and the chance to tame a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

ParentalGriefCraft

childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, neglect, parental control, parental mistakes, ParentalGriefCraft, parenting, self reflection, Therapy, toxic relationships, Trauma recovery

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Crops Grown:	5800
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are your parents constantly nagging you to get off Minecraft and do your homework? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our server! Join us and build your dream world where homework doesn’t exist and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have creeper insurance). So come on over and show your parents who’s boss by spending all day on our server – they’ll never know what hit ’em!

MineCraftLaborQueen

activism, civil rights, death sentence, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, iran, Justice, labor activist, MineCraftLaborQueen, Oppression, political repression, protest, rights groups, social justice, WOMAN, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	2377	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

so lyke, u kno this server, it’s like, the bomb diggity. we got diamondz for dayz and creepers that do the cha cha slide. our admin is a llama in a top hat who can ban u with a flick of his tail.

u wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with cookies and unicorns. plus, we have a mini game where u have to fight off an army of evil chickens with only a stick. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and have the time of ur life, or else the llama admin will come for u. just kidding…or am i?

CraftyInsomnia

auditory hallucinations, brain activity, brain function, circadian rhythm, cognitive function, CraftyInsomnia, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Hallucinations, insomnia, late night, mental health, muscle spasms, neurological response, sensory perception, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, tiredness, visual disturbances

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Enchantments Applied:	238
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Potions Brewed:	80
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Divine Spears Created:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate brain workout! our pixelated world will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels as you navigate through insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles.

rumor has it that if you play on our server long enough, you might start seeing minecraft blocks in real life! imagine walking down the street and seeing a creeper waiting to explode right in front of you. it’s like virtual reality, but without the fancy goggles!

we also have a secret hidden level where you can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a unicorn. yes, you read that right. a giant zombie pigman riding a unicorn. where else can you find that kind of madness?

so come join us on our minecraft server and get ready to have your brain twisted into knots. who needs sleep when you can have this much fun?

MoonMagnetCraft

backyard telescope, Bright, defied explanation, hundreds of miles, lab experiments, light-colored, Lunar exploration, lunar features, lunar geology, lunar mysteries, lunar phenomena, Lunar swirls, magma activity, magnetized, Moon surface, Moon’s surface, MoonMagnetCraft, rocks, sinuous features, Underground, Visible

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	9099	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Star Shards Collected:	217	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Towns Built:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

come join dis crazy minecraft server where lunar swirls come to life and u can ride dem like rollercoasters! we got light-colored, sinuous features dat u can see from ur backyard telescope, they extend for HUNDREDS of miles like a never-ending road trip.

we got rocks dat are MAGNETIZED by magma activity underground, making dem super cool to look at and even cooler to ride on. u can be like a lunar cowboy, wrangling dem swirls and showin off ur skills to all ur friends.

so come on down to dis server and experience da madness of lunar swirls like never before! who needs normal when u can have CRAZY?!

Crystal Moon Minecraft Server

Active, Adventure, Community, Creative, Crystal Moon, Custom, Economy, Events, FANTASY, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3653	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

The owner of the server «Crystal Moon» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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ZenlessMC – The Chill Zone!

2024.., character demo, Character Teaser, Chill, claimable codes, ellen, Launch, New Eridu, Oh Ellen Please, pre-release special program, Redeemable Codes, release date, Scissors, Shark Tail, STICKERS, Tiesto, Trailer, TVCM, Twitter account, Website, Zenless, ZenlessMC, Zone, Zone Zero

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1556	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with shark tails, scissors, and uniforms – because why not? Our server is so wacky, even Ellen herself would be begging to join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! We have a special program called “Welcome to New Eridu” where you’ll embark on a journey like no other. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of adventure anywhere else.

And did we mention our exclusive redeemable codes that can only be claimed in-game? Get ready to unlock some epic rewards with codes like ZZZFREE100 and ZENLESSLAUNCH. It’s like winning the Minecraft lottery!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even spot Tiësto hanging out in our Zenless Zone Zero. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Chef, Craftsmanship, Culinary, culture, Dedication, documentary, family, Food, hard work, inspiration, Japan, Jiro Dreams of Sushi, Kino, Legacy, michelin star, Minecraft, Passion, perfectionism, Server, sushi, sushi chef, SushiCraft, Traditional

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is easily one of the most kino (yes, we said kino) documentaries of all-time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a giant chicken boss. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? You can do that too!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Minecraft Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like sheep shearing races and pumpkin pie eating contests. And did we mention that the winner gets a real-life diamond crown? Okay, maybe not real diamonds but still, pretty cool, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GrannyGate2021

blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family heritage, family hierarchy, family history, family legacy, family relationships, family respect, family roles, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, grandparent titles, GrannyGate2021, parenting, Respect, stepfamily

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Potions Brewed:	144	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of family drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world craziness! We have a special area where you can build a virtual family with as many grandparents as you want – and they all get along perfectly! No more awkward questions from the kids about why grandma and grandpop are married to different people or why they have different titles.

Join now and create the ultimate family tree in Minecraft, where everyone is happy and drama-free! Build a virtual world where your dad’s wife doesn’t get mad when the kids ask her tough questions about her place in the family. Let your imagination run wild and create the perfect family dynamic without any judgment or arguments.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real family drama behind! It’s time to build a new family where everyone gets along, even in the virtual world. Let the fun and laughter begin!

CreeperBeGone Minecraft Server

CreeperBeGone, emotions, Identity, Individuality, inspiration, introspection, Introspective, Journey, Life, Minecraft, motivation, Music, Personal, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-empowerment, Self-expression, Server, Soul searching, Soundtrack, theme song

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of living in a world without a theme song? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your life will have its very own theme song! Picture this: every time you log on, a choir of Minecraft villagers will serenade you with a personalized anthem that perfectly captures the essence of your existence. Whether you’re mining for diamonds or battling creepers, your theme song will be there to pump you up and keep you motivated. So why settle for a mundane life when you can have a soundtrack that’s as epic as your adventures in the blocky world? Join our server now and let the music of your life begin!