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Listen here, kid Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2144	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.

Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ores Mined:	6753	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Buildings Constructed:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Look no further, because Successor is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on Successor is actually a llama in a human suit, just waiting to prank unsuspecting newcomers.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of some jealous llama pranks).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the zombie pigmen are actually just misunderstood chefs trying to cook you a delicious meal.

So what are you waiting for? Join Successor today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – especially when llamas are involved.

Wuwa’s Wavey Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride through the darkest of nights with our Resonator Showcase featuring Jiyan! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Our map is so epic, it’ll make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on our Convene Tracker – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Plus, our official Twitter account is a hoot, you won’t be able to stop laughing at the shenanigans we get up to.

And the events? Oh boy, you won’t believe the madness we have in store for you. From Rerun Banners to Weapon Banners, we’ve got it all. And let’s not forget about our Special Leveling Event and Featured Arena Combat Event – it’s a non-stop party on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even make some new /wuwa/ Friends along the way. Let’s get this party started!

I’m Better Than You Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4330
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the best? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is literally better than everyone else. How do we know? Because they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a pig! Join our server and try to beat this player at their own game…if you dare! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from the Minecraft master themselves. So come on, join the server where the competition is fierce and the bragging rights are even fiercer!

Safe s are a technology Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1023

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where safes are the hottest topic of conversation! Forget about building epic castles or mining for diamonds, we’re all about discussing the latest in safe technology.

Join our server and learn all about the evolution of safes over the years. From classic combination locks to cutting-edge biometric scanners, we’ve got it all. Who knew safes could be so fascinating?

But beware, in this world, safes are not just for storing your precious loot. The new class of criminals on our server are experts at cracking safes and will stop at nothing to get their hands on your valuables. It’s a dangerous game out there, so choose your safe wisely.

And remember, the best way to protect your treasures is by keeping them a secret. Don’t go flaunting your wealth or you might just find yourself in a sticky situation. Trust us, it’s better to play it safe (pun intended).

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and become a safe-cracking expert in no time. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and crazy heists along the way. Who knew safes could be so much fun?

😈 DONAT GIVEAWAY / FREE 💎 Minecraft server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	217
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

The owner of the “FREE DONATION GIVEAWAY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Hang Tuah’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where Malaysian hero Hang Tuah teams up with Hawk Tuah to fight off creepers and zombies in epic battles!

Hang Tuah may have legendary fighting skills, but Hawk Tuah brings a whole new level of chaos with his ability to fly around the map dropping TNT on unsuspecting mobs. Together, they make the ultimate dynamic duo that will have you laughing and cheering as you play.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and hidden surprises. And rumor has it that if you can solve the riddles left behind by the ancient Malaysian warriors, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you unstoppable in the game.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knew that Hang Tuah and Hawk Tuah could be so hilarious and entertaining?

City Dwellers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ores Mined:	4184	Enchantments Applied:	90
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Tired of the city life with its boring skyscrapers and endless traffic jams? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic you’ll encounter is a herd of pixelated pigs crossing the road!

Our server is the perfect escape from the hustle and bustle of city living. Instead of staring at concrete buildings all day, you can build your own virtual paradise in the countryside. Plant some virtual crops, raise some virtual animals, and maybe even start a virtual farm-to-table restaurant!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to some mysterious secrets. Legend has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine deep within the virtual mountains. Will you be the one to uncover its riches? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot. The possibilities are endless!

So say goodbye to the city and hello to a world of pixelated adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what exciting things you can do in the countryside!

Hate Her? Join Our Minecraft Server!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4113
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4367	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Towns Built:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with all your favorite Hololive members who have mysteriously disappeared from the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted gear, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your best friend.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who needs Hololive when you have us?

The Femdom Halloween SMP Edition

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2357
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ores Mined:	1657
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we celebrate Halloween like no other! We believe in worshipping women as the superior sex and giving them the royal treatment they deserve (only biological women allowed, sorry guys).

Join us for some spooky fun as we discuss how to dominate your sub using costumes and holiday themes. Imagine biting your sub with vampire fangs or tying them up with bandages like a mummy – the possibilities are endless!

Subs, show off your submission with some creative costume ideas that will have everyone bowing down to your dominance.

Previous threads have been filled with outrageous stories and hilarious antics, so don’t miss out on the fun! Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience Halloween like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy femdom roleplay that will leave you laughing for days.