LinuxCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crops Grown:	3165	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9039	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a new adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to switch to Linux, only to encounter hilarious errors like “Failed to open \EFI\BOOT\mmx64.efi – Not Found” that will have you crying with laughter. Spend hours scouring forums for fixes, only to give up and rice your shit in frustration.

But wait, there’s more! Install Steam and watch as your library gets completely destroyed, only to have games like Cookie Clicker run like a broken, buggy mess on proton. And don’t even get us started on trying to play Halo with a glitched Microsoft log in on proton – it’s a comedy goldmine!

So why wait? Join our server now for a gaming experience that will have you reinstalling Windows 10 LTSC just to make everything work again. It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and frustration that you won’t find anywhere else!

LinuxCraft Minecraft Server

Challenges, Community, compatibility, Competition, Development, DOMINANCE, History, innovation, linux, LinuxCraft, mac OS, market share, microsoft, Minecraft, open source, operating system, Server, software, Software (Industry), Technology, Unix, user interface, windows

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of boring old Linux servers that can’t even compete with a potato? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Linux trembles in fear at our sheer awesomeness.

Our server is so epic that even Steve Jobs himself would be jealous. We have unicorns roaming the land, dragons breathing fire, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server every night to play a round of PvP with our players. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine riding a pig into battle.

So why waste your time with boring old Linux when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, craziest, most epic adventures of your life? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyFooty Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Crops Grown:	9971	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the peak of entertainment! Our players are so dedicated that they will pretend to be injured for hours just to score a goal. It’s like watching a soccer match, but with blocky characters and explosive creepers. You’ll be shouting “OH MY SCIENCE” and “DID YOU SEE THAT??” as you witness the epic battles and hilarious antics unfold. So come join us and see why this server is super popular – just be prepared for some outrageous gameplay!

BlockyBoys- No More Bad Boyfriends

Accountability, attention seeking, bad, bad relationships, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, boyfriends, Emotional support, enabling behavior, friendship, personal growth, red flags, seeking help, seeking validation, self reflection, self worth, self-care, self-destructive behavior, tough conversations, tough love, toxic men, Trauma, unhealthy patterns

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re tired of attracting the wrong creepers and want to break the cycle of dating skeletons in the closet.

Our players have the absolute worst taste in blocks, always choosing the crumbling ones that are one hit away from breaking. But don’t worry, we have plenty of red flags to warn you about which blocks to avoid.

We have players who will break into your pixelated house, cut up all your diamond armor, and pour lava all over your bed. And guess what? They won’t even get blocked because they know your Minecraft brother will come after them with a diamond sword.

If you’re looking for attention, look no further! Our players are constantly posting quotes in the chat, plastering their pixelated adventures all over the server, and seeking validation from everyone in sight.

So join us on this wild ride of a server, where the drama never ends and the creepers never stop exploding. And remember, it’s not our fault for attracting bad players, it’s just our destiny to keep respawning and trying again. See you in the world of blocks and bad decisions!

CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords? It may sound like a crazy dream, but it’s totally true! Join us for the wildest adventure of your life and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and zombie chickens in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

ScareCraft: Nightmare Jobs

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	949
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	44

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, the most terrifying job is… being the designated chicken wrangler! That’s right, these feathered fiends are not your average cluckers – they will stop at nothing to overthrow you and take control of the server. Can you handle the pressure of keeping these rebellious fowl in line?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. That’s right, not only will you have to battle this fearsome beast, but you’ll also have to endure his terrible puns and dad jokes. Can you defeat him without dying of laughter?

Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Just remember, the chickens are watching… always watching.

PowerOutageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only strikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about power outages, we have unlimited virtual power to keep the fun going 24/7! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual russia without the political drama. join now and experience the chaos and mayhem in the best way possible – through blocks and pixels!

SlovakCraft: Orbán’s Moscow Adventure

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

LOL come join our minecraft server, where the prime minister of Slovakia wishes he could play with us instead of hanging out with Viktor Orbán in Moscow! We’re so lit even politicians wanna ditch their boring meetings to build epic castles and mine for diamonds with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from creepers and plot world domination. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now before the prime minister changes his mind and tries to steal our diamonds!

Ex-MineCraft Lovebirds

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	4536	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	163
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

come join our server where we have divorce lawyers falling in love with each other because they’ve seen some crazy relationships that make them thankful for their own partners! watch as they build houses together and mine for diamonds while discussing the wildest divorce cases they’ve ever seen. you won’t find a more entertaining group of players on any other server. plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the drama and chaos of divorce lawyers navigating their own relationships in the world of minecraft? join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

GoldenAge Servers presents: The Upside-Down Minecraft Experience – SkyGrid Edition

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

GoldenAge SMP

Server Info
Server Type	SMP
Version	Better Than Adventure! 7.1 w/ Babric Mods
Whitelist	Exclusive whitelist-only

Overview

The do whatever, be whatever serverest 3/26/24

This server is an exclusive whitelist-only SMP that relies completely on mutual trust between player and server. We are attempting a real life replication, with business, banks, history. If that is something you would be interested in, consider joining us!

Public Community Event

We’re hosting a public community event, the only one that will ever happen on our server! Join our Skygrid event by joining the Discord below to stay posted. It’s happening in 7 days!

No whitelisting required!

Skygrid Launch Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSFUi2BxnlI

Website: https://goldenage-smp.org/

Discord: https://discord.gg/wSyTHZuJhQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist-only?	Yes, the server is exclusive whitelist-only.
What version of Minecraft does the server run?	The server runs Better Than Adventure! 7.1 with Babric Mods.
What is the theme of the server?	The server attempts a real life replication with elements like business, banks, and history.
Is there a public community event happening?	Yes, there is a Skygrid event happening in 7 days. Join the Discord to stay updated.

FlatEarthCraft – The Most Square Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8883
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9696
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden carrots. And if you manage to find it, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and serenade you with their beautiful bleats.

So why does this psyop exist, you ask? Well, the point is simple – to provide the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

CraftyEcon Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Animals Bred:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of the boring real world economy? Come join our Minecraft server where the Yen is booming and the Doki-incident never happened! Our virtual economy is thriving and there’s plenty of room for growth and expansion.

Forget about watching vtubers in Japan, come join our server where you can become a virtual superstar yourself! The Doki thing, the concert, and the weak showing at the expo are all just distant memories in our Minecraft world.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a thriving virtual economy and become a virtual sensation. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and excitement in our Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

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