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LinuxCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a new adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to switch to Linux, only to encounter hilarious errors like “Failed to open \EFI\BOOT\mmx64.efi – Not Found” that will have you crying with laughter. Spend hours scouring forums for fixes, only to give up and rice your shit in frustration.

But wait, there’s more! Install Steam and watch as your library gets completely destroyed, only to have games like Cookie Clicker run like a broken, buggy mess on proton. And don’t even get us started on trying to play Halo with a glitched Microsoft log in on proton – it’s a comedy goldmine!

So why wait? Join our server now for a gaming experience that will have you reinstalling Windows 10 LTSC just to make everything work again. It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and frustration that you won’t find anywhere else!

LinuxCraft Minecraft Server

Challenges, Community, compatibility, Competition, Development, DOMINANCE, History, innovation, linux, LinuxCraft, mac OS, market share, microsoft, Minecraft, open source, operating system, Server, software, Software (Industry), Technology, Unix, user interface, windows

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	97
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Linux servers that can’t even compete with a potato? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Linux trembles in fear at our sheer awesomeness.

Our server is so epic that even Steve Jobs himself would be jealous. We have unicorns roaming the land, dragons breathing fire, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server every night to play a round of PvP with our players. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine riding a pig into battle.

So why waste your time with boring old Linux when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, craziest, most epic adventures of your life? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

LegisCraft Minecraft Server

abusive relationships, Chads, Closure, control, covert actions, domestic abuse, elected official, feminism, gender inequality, LegisCraft, legislating, legislative agenda, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, neurodivergent men, ostracize, Political power, power dynamics, Resources, Server, social justice, women’s shelters

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become an elected official and pass laws that will make you the ultimate ruler of the land! But beware, because with great power comes great responsibility…and some pretty crazy consequences.

Join our server and start your journey to becoming the most powerful leader in all of Minecraft. Pass laws that will have everyone scratching their heads and wondering what in the world you’re thinking. Want to close down all the women’s shelters and resources? Sure, why not! Who needs those anyway when you can have a good old-fashioned abusive relationship with a chad?

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate your way through the world of politics and power, you’ll encounter all sorts of wacky characters and challenges. From sneaky lobbyists trying to sway your decisions to rival politicians trying to take you down, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of corruption, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of redemption. Who knows, you might just become the most infamous leader in all of Minecraft history. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

NephewDrama Minecraft Server

advice, Communication, Conflict, Desperation, Distance, extended family, family, Frustration, Grief, Loss, Minecraft, nephew, NephewDrama, parenting, relationships, Server, Siblings, sister, stepchildren, stepfamily, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	6992	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocks, mobs, and maybe even some therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer therapy, but we do offer a good time).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your family’s constant nagging about getting along with your stepdad and step siblings. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and maybe even find some new friends who won’t judge you for being distant.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama behind! And remember, diamonds are a Minecraft player’s best friend, not family therapy sessions.

BookClubBabysitter

active parent, Argument, BookClubBabysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Dinner, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Friends, Humiliating, Kids, Late, lying.., responsibilities, Schedule, School, Time management, uncle, wife’s book club, work

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ores Mined:	4944	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and chaos! Just like this husband who decided to take matters into his own hands when his wife kept coming home late from her book club meetings.

Imagine a world where you can hand off virtual kids to your virtual wife and go have dinner with your virtual uncle without any consequences! Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Don’t be late to join our server, or you might miss out on all the fun and arguments just like this couple. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual book club meeting that never ends!

WorldlyHorror Minecraft Server

Apathy, climate change, consequences, Corruption, Dark Reality, Deception, environmental destruction, Greed, harsh truth, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, Manipulation, Minecraft, POVERTY, power, Reality, scary truth, Server, society, War, world, WorldlyHorror

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you ready to uncover the spookiest secrets of the Minecraft universe? Join our server and embark on a journey to discover the scariest truth about the world – that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise! Yes, those explosive green creatures are just trying to cuddle up to you, not blow you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw the wildest dance parties every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a group of undead creatures grooving to the beat of Thriller.

So come join us for a wild ride of uncovering the truth behind the Minecraft world and experiencing the craziest adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows what other mind-blowing revelations await you on our server!

SecretCraft: Dirt Edition

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Towns Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	3582	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of keeping your dirtiest secrets to yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all the juicy gossip and scandalous stories you can handle! Join us and spill the tea while building your dream world with fellow gossip enthusiasts.

We have secret underground tunnels where players can whisper their deepest, darkest secrets to each other while avoiding the prying eyes of creepers. Our moderators are trained in the art of scandal management and will ensure that your secrets stay safe within the confines of our pixelated paradise.

So, if you’re ready to let loose and share all the dirtiest secrets you never told nobody, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just uncover some scandalous stories of your own along the way!

CreeperNation Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

so like, imagine this wild minecraft server where ukraine is like, “yo, we gotta restructure our debt with these private creditors, but let’s do it in a super fun way on this server!”

join us and help ukraine navigate through the treacherous world of debt restructuring while building epic structures and battling creepers.

we promise you’ll have a blast as you negotiate with creditors and fight off mobs at the same time. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where ukraine is the hero of the story?

so come on, join us and let’s make debt restructuring in minecraft the most exciting adventure ever!

ZelenCraft: Patriot Defense

air defense system, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense alliance, defense capabilities, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, defense systems, defense technology, european union, German Patriot, international relations, military defense, military equipment, military support, nato, Patriot, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Ukraine, ZelenCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	3709	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, we got german patriot air defense system in ukraine lol like what even is dat? but hey, if u join our server u can pretend to be a ukrainian soldier fighting off dem pesky creepers and zombies with high tech military equipment hahaha it’s gonna be lit fam! come join us and experience the thrill of defending ur blocky homeland with some serious firepower! let’s goooooo!

ComfyCraft: Where You Can Poop in Peace

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magic Items Found:	5179	Dragon Eggs Found:	7600
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Yo, you ever been on a Minecraft server where you feel so at home that you just wanna drop a deuce right there? Well, that’s the vibe on our server, my dude. We got cozy corners for you to relax, build, and yes, even poop in peace.

But that’s not all, fam. We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring some extra toilet paper, ’cause you never know when nature’s gonna call in the middle of a build battle.

BrittleCraft: The Ultimate Stress Test

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got da most lit brittility factor in da game! Our soft materials be bendin’ and stretchin’ like never before, makin’ for some wild and wacky gameplay.

Picture this: you’re buildin’ a house out of jello blocks and suddenly they start morphin’ and twistin’ into crazy shapes. It’s like a psychedelic trip, man!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so off the wall that even the chemical engineers are gettin’ in on the action. They’re droppin’ knowledge bombs left and right about the science of soft materials and how it all ties into Minecraft.

So come on down and join us for a mind-blowin’ experience that’ll have you questionin’ reality itself. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on all the bouncy, squishy fun!

Realmfall

Battles, Creative, Economy, Factions, Minecraft, mmorpg, Nations building, PvP, Realmfall, Roleplay, Roleplaying, rpg classes, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Realmfall is a upcoming MMORPG server that focuses on both Nations building and Roleplaying with a twist of RPG classes and skills to engage in intense PvP battles and more!

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