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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7548 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!