You’ll be so immersed in the pixelated world that you’ll forget all about feet and tattoos, I promise!
Join us and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you have, not how many toes you can count!
Don’t be indoctrinated by the shithole of reality, come join us in the land of endless possibilities and pure pixelated joy!
we have a special monkey village where you can build tree houses and swing from vines like a true primate! 🌳🐵
our bananas are always ripe and our coconuts are never empty! 🍌🥥
rumor has it, there’s a secret underground banana bunker where you can hoard all the potassium your heart desires! 🍌💣
join us and be part of the monkey madness! 🐒🎉
Welcome to the VRKTTR Minecraft server, the ultimate adventure for all German Minecraft fans! Our server offers you a variety of exciting game modes and unique features that will make your gaming experience unforgettable.
Features: 1. Multiverse-System 2. Creative mode 3. Survivalmodus 4. LandClaim-System 5. Aktive Community 6. Regular events
srv.vrkttr.de
VOTE OUR SERVER AND GOT REWARD there are skyblock / lifesteal / pvp you can pvp with your frinends play lifesteal or survival with your firends and you can make own island with friends and grinde or you can buy rank and keys at our discord server Slimcmc play now
15.207.55.169
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).
Join us and you’ll witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas, participate in dance-offs with friendly zombies, and even have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Harley Queen herself makes regular appearances on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever she goes. Is she a honka honka? You’ll have to join to find out!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us for a wild ride as we ensure that all players are safe and secure in their virtual vehicles. Say goodbye to sitting in a normal seat between baby seats – on our server, safety comes first!
And if anyone questions your commitment to car safety, just tell them you’re preventing “covert Minecraft incest” by following our rules. Trust us, it’s a thing.
So come on over to our server and buckle up for the safest Minecraft experience of your life. Your child may miss out on one event, but they’ll gain a lifetime of safety knowledge. See you there!
Picture this: you’re on a 12-person running relay team, but your boyfriend cuts his finger on some glass and expects you to cancel your trip to take care of him. Don’t let his minor injury stop you from joining our epic Minecraft world!
On our server, you can build a virtual hospital for your boyfriend’s finger, complete with a diamond bandage and redstone stitches. Or, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical Glass Shard of Healing to cure him in real life.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind for a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures!
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total softie who just wants to be friends.
So come on down to our server and join in on the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs compliments or criticism when you’ve got a server this crazy?