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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1532 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!
Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.
Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!
