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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3552 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 254 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!