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BlockyLoveReject

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ores Mined:	1280	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, billionaire, criminal charges, Harassment, high-profile, lawsuit, legal action, legal proceedings, Minecraft, misconduct, Mohamed Al Fayed, multiple rapes, Powerful, RapeCraft, scandal, scandalous accusations, Server, sexual assault, Staff, Victim, Wealthy, workplace abuse

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

MissileMayhemMC

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, military strategy, missile strikes, MissileMayhemMC, NATO involvement, peace negotiations, political leadership, russia, strikes, Ukraine, us missiles, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5716
Votes:	5737	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	50	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

KelseyCrossing

Cross-Play, gaming community family-friendly survival creative PVP adventure exploration minigames mods multiplayer roleplay economy building crafting fantasy sandbox pixel art redstone dungeons., Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6760	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	7	Star Shards Collected:	280

KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

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Realms of Craftopia

1500s, Aldus PageMaker, desktop publishing, dummy text, electronic typesetting, galley, Industry, Letraset sheets, lorem ipsum, Minecraft, Passages, printer, Printing, Realms of Craftopia, Survival, type specimen, typesetting, Versions

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3265
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5721	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

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Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

Access, Ahead, apply, bribing, BUILD, changes, Community, Discord, EARNED, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Fun, gameplay, hang out, Launch, Minecraft, mod, OWNER, Pure, Qol, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skills, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Villages Defended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Backlash, banter, blocky, cancel culture, Communication, Concord director, controversy, criticism, digital communication, Director, entertainment industry, Listen, Minecraft, online presence, opinion, public relations, Server, social commentary, social media, talentless freaks, trending, tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mines Excavated:	4698
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Towns Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

AMERICANS, Antagonists, bad guys, characterization, cold war, Conflict, enemies, Entertainment, Evil, fictional, History, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, Propaganda, Real Life, smp, Soviets, Stereotypes, storytelling, Villains, world war II

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	476	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anxiety, Boundaries, burnt out, comfort, comfort blanket, Confidence, CuddleCraft, Driving, Girlfriend, independent, lost temper, Minecraft, nagging, person, priority, processing grief, Server, Shut down, Therapist, Yelling

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

CreeperInLawsNoStay

accommodation preferences, baby’s well-being, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, CreeperInLawsNoStay, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional distress, family dynamics, family relationships, in-laws, long-term solutions, marital conflict, motherhood challenges, parenting disagreements, privacy, Respect, visitation rules

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ visits? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous rules just like this poor soul’s life!

We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!

But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?