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CompliCraft SMP

Affirmations, appreciation, Caring, CompliCraft, compliments, emotional validation, encouragement, Gratitude, Heartwarming, inspiring, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Positive words, smp, Support, sweet words, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting, warm-hearted, words of affirmation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! The other day, someone told me I had the best pixelated house in the WHOLE server, like can you even believe it?! And get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine that spawns unlimited diamonds, like whaaat?! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant chicken and started attacking everyone, it was HILARIOUS! So come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures, you won’t regret it, I promise! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut 🐔💎🔥

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ores Mined:	8190	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Villages Defended:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crops Grown:	2084

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	3188	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8447	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchantments Applied:	276	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Towns Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!