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USbros WTF Minecraft

astonishment, bewilderment, Chaos, commotion, confusion, disbelief, HOLY, HysteriA, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Pandemonium, perplexity, Shit, shock, Surprise, TURMOIL, uncertainty, upheaval, USbros, what is going on, WTF

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

LiesCraft: Where even the creepers can’t keep a straight face!

BETRAYAL, CREEPERS, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, disloyalty, distrust, exhaustion, face, falsehood, falsehoods, FATIGUE, Frustration, Lies, LiesCraft, Straight.., tired, untruths, weariness

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Items Found:	1554
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Build your dream castle out of chocolate blocks and defend it from an army of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Join now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Fabulous Miners

apply, bedrock, breeding, Chest Shops, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Fabulous Miners, Features, Friendly, home, income, java, Levels, Mining, non toxic, Players, Server, Server Shop, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	531564
Ores Mined:	7023	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Star Shards Collected:	237
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Hi everyone,

We have levels 1-20 you can level up through by completing different tasks such as mining X amount of blocks, breeding X amount of animals, crafting certain items and so on.The server has an economy with a server shop that buys common/farmable items from you so that you can make an income, players are also able to make chest shops to sell items to other players.

There are so many more features that I know from experience that 99% of Minecraft players love. If you’re looking for a new place to call home, then please don’t hesitate to apply and give the server a chance!

fabulous.lol:25555

TERRAFORMING YOUR MOM’S BASEMENT SERVER [smp] [roleplay]

basement, bedrock, Custom Recipes, Deimos, Discord, Dynmap, Fighting, grief protections, Jobs, mars, Minecraft, Mining, moms, phobos, Roleplay, Server, Skills, smp, Survival, Terraforming, Towny, Vanilla, version 1.20.4

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Terraforming Mars
Have you ever dreamed of playing Minecraft but on Mars? Then this server might be your best choice! You are stranded on planet Mars with little resources and have to survive and develop, similar to skyblock. We aim to terraform the surface of Mars. This server offers: Huge open Mars map (20k x 10k + Phobos and Deimos) Jobs Plugin – Towny Plugin (Grief protections) Skills plugin to level up at various skills (e.g. Mining, Fighting) Custom recipes for otherwise unobtainable things on Mars Bedrock compatibility and more! This server is on version 1.20.4 Discord Server: Join our Discord Server-IP: play.survivalmars.net Port: 29966 Bedrock-IP: 45.81.232.250 Dynmap: http://map.survivalmars.net/

Terraforming Mars

Have you ever dreamed of playing Minecraft but on Mars? Then this server might be your best choice! You are stranded on planet Mars with little resources and have to survive and develop, similar to skyblock. We aim to terraform the surface of Mars.

This server offers:

Huge open Mars map (20k x 10k + Phobos and Deimos)
Jobs Plugin – Towny Plugin (Grief protections)
Skills plugin to level up at various skills (e.g. Mining, Fighting)
Custom recipes for otherwise unobtainable things on Mars
Bedrock compatibility and more!

This server is on version 1.20.4

Discord Server: Join our Discord

Server-IP: play.survivalmars.net

Port: 29966

Bedrock-IP: 45.81.232.250

Dynmap: http://map.survivalmars.net/

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I play on this server on Minecraft Java Edition?

A: Yes, the server is Java Edition compatible.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, make sure to follow the server rules which can be found on the Discord server or on the server itself.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord server?

A: You can join the Discord server by clicking on the provided link in the server overview.

Q: Is there a specific theme or goal in this Minecraft server?

A: The main goal of this server is to terraform Mars and develop your skills and resources to survive on the planet.

Q: How often is the server updated with new features or content?

A: Updates and new features are regularly added to the server to keep the gameplay fresh for all players.

Q: Can I team up with other players on the server?

A: Yes, you can join or create a team with other players to collaborate and work together towards surviving and terraforming Mars.

Q: Are there any special events or challenges on the server?

A: Special events and challenges are periodically held on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players.

Q: Is there any specific resource pack or shader required to play on this server?

A: No, there are no specific resource packs or shaders required to play on this server. However, you are free to use them if you prefer.

Blocky Booboo Builders

agdg, Amateur, Archive, blocky, booboo, Builders, demo day, game development, general, handbrake, helpful links, how-to, itch.io, Jam, obs project, Previous thread, Resources, SIR DO NOT edition, Steam, steam games, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1850
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles.

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their rebellion or fight against them? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck to anyone who finds it. But beware, the Diamond Pig is also known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyFalcons – Where Minecraft meets Falcom fans in a whole new level! #1870

anniversary, Announcement Trailer, CraftyFalcons, Falcom, Fans, Farewell O Zemuria, fg, gameplay footage, games, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro Translation, LEVEL, meets, Minecraft, Mods, saves, Switch, The Legend of Heroes, The Oath in Felghana, Tokyo Xanadu, Trails through Daybreak, Translations, Ys Memoire

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. We’ve got more mods and patches than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling through dungeons and conquering epic quests. Our community is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings, and we’re always ready to welcome new players with open arms (and maybe a few potions of healing).

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive sneak peeks at upcoming games like “The Legend of Heroes Kai no Kiseki – Farewell O Zemuria.” You’ll be so hyped, you’ll be mining diamonds in your sleep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Just watch out for those pesky creepers – they’re more explosive than the drama in the Enderman community.

CyberLand Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, CyberLand, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5624	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	299
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

The owner of the CyberLand server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

65.108.21.214:25627

BunnyMC

#1, 24/7, bedrock, Bunnymc, Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Gaming, java, Keys, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, PvP, Ranks, Rmr20, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

This IS A Best Lifesteal Server For Minecraft PlayersYou CAn Play For Become #1 On the serverYou can buy Keys And Ranks From Our Discor Server BunnyMC

bunnymc.ddns.net

CraftyBoys LOLZ

body image, CraftyBoys, double standards, gigacope, harsh reality, hookup culture, incel epidemic, lolz, looking like shit, male insecurity, masculinity crisis, mental health, peer pressure, reality check, relationship dynamics, self-esteem issues, sexual behavior, sexually active, social expectations, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Young men

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222

Are you tired of being a lonely incel in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual Chad overnight! Our server is filled with beautiful pixelated babes who are just waiting for you to sweep them off their blocky feet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gigacope, a mythical creature that grants unlimited confidence to anyone who defeats it in battle. Imagine going from awkward virgin to smooth-talking ladies’ man with just one epic showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper by your side?

CreeperCuckCraft: Where HT/SMT cores are hated and creepers are king!

amd, Cores, CPU, CreeperCuckCraft, CREEPERS, cuck cores, cuck-core aware scheduler, future upgrades., hardware schedulers, HATED, HTSMT, hyperthreading, intel, King, load balancing, logical threads, low-power cores, Performance, processor, regular cores, scheduling process, smt, software schedulers, Technology, Upgrade, WWIII

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	168	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	837123	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like your CPU has been cucked? Look no further! Our server is like a powerful CPU with all regular cores, no cuck cores in sight! Join us and experience the smoothest gameplay without any scheduling complications.

Forget about upgrading to a new processor with cuck cores, upgrade to our server instead! We promise you won’t die in WWIII while playing on our server, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our outrageous stories and hilarious gameplay. So come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one regular core at a time!