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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6863 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 224 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.