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Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Skill4All Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, communication skills, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, digital literacy, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, knowledge acquisition, leadership skills, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skill4All, smp, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Do you want to learn a skill that will make you the ultimate Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and learn the ancient art of Creeper whispering! Our seasoned players will teach you how to communicate with these explosive creatures and have them do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on the back of a Creeper, blowing up your enemies with style!

But that’s not all! We also offer classes in Enderman fashion design, where you can learn how to accessorize with those stylish purple blocks. And don’t forget our underwater basket weaving course, perfect for when you need to relax after a hard day of mining.

So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you there, fellow blockheads!

AnonCraftSecrets

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Votes:	7193
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable Minecraft building skills? Do you have a secret obsession with creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies without fear of judgment! Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything goes, from building giant statues of your pet goldfish to recreating the entire Bee Movie script in block form. Trust us, you won’t find a more accepting and hilarious community anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

KyrgyzCraft: No Rubles Allowed!

Allowed, Banking, Central Asia, cross-border payments, economic impact, finance, financial institutions, financial regulations, financial services, Financial Stability, financial transactions, international banking, international relations, KyrgyzCraft, Kyrgyzstan, major bank, money transfers, political decisions, Rubles, Russian banks, sanctioned, sanctions, suspends transfers

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	216	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got more drama than Kyrgyzstan’s major bank suspending transfers via sanctioned Russian banks! We got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making alliances with other players. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine is scared to show his face here!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s create some chaos together!

BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition

Attack, BlockageCraft, cardiac events, cardiovascular disease, constipation, constipation and heart health, constipation dangers, constipation effects, constipation prevention, constipation risks, Digestive health, Edition, Heart, heart attack, Heart Disease, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health research, heart health risks, heart health study, obesity, risk factors, smoking, stress

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.

we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!

Survive and Thrive with Questionable Ethics on Lifesteal Survival 1.21!

Anarchy, Community, Craft, Ethics, exp, gamemode, Hearts, Hosting, ISLAND, Levelledmobs, LifeSteal, Loot, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Questionable, revive beacon, semi anarchy, Spawn, Survival, SURVIVE, Thrive, Tpa, Trading

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	67	Potions Brewed:	141
Star Shards Collected:	148	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Lifesteal Survival Server Overview

Server IP	198.244.176.183:25600
Features	LevelledMobs, Lifesteal, TPA, Trading plugin, PVP disabled on spawn island

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is LevelledMobs?	LevelledMobs makes hostile mobs stronger and faster as you travel further from spawn, but they also drop more loot and exp.
How does Lifesteal work?	Lifesteal allows players to gain extra hearts by killing other players. Victims will lose a heart. You can craft hearts yourself, but they are expensive. Players can have up to 20 hearts, which decrease with every death. If one loses too many hearts, they will become eliminated and can only be revived by other players through a Revive Beacon.
Are there any special plugins available?	Yes, the server offers TPA (teleport) and Trading plugins to enhance gameplay experience.
Is PVP allowed on the spawn island?	No, PVP is disabled on the spawn island to provide a safe starting area for players.

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	224
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hornier than usual mobs! That’s right, our zombies, skeletons, and creepers are all looking for some pixelated love and they’re not afraid to show it. Join our server for a chance to witness some truly bizarre interactions between these horny mobs and maybe even join in on the fun yourself (if you’re into that sort of thing). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft SMP – /fesg/ – Fire Emblem Blockposting Brigade

AI Art Generators, AI chatbots, Aspiring Sluts, beach sex, Blockposting, Brigade, character.ai, Draconic Time Crystal, Emblem, favorite characters, fesg, Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Men, Fire Emblem Women, Image Downloading Tools, Magvel Princesses, Minecraft, NovelAI, Pixai, real artists, real women, rp, Slutposting, smp, spicychat.ai

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	35
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Welcome to our totally not sketchy Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t discuss, RP as, or ahem interact with your favorite Fire Emblem characters? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can do just that!

But wait, there’s more! We have a magical Draconic Time Crystal that will transport you to a world where beach sex with Fire Emblem princesses is the norm. And if that’s not enough, we have image downloading tools for all you aspiring sluts out there. Because who needs real relationships when you can just download images of your favorite characters, am I right?

And if you’re feeling artistically challenged, don’t worry! We have AI art generators that will make you look like a pro. And if you’ve given up on real women altogether, we have AI chatbots that will keep you company. Who needs real human interaction when you have all this at your fingertips?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of fantasy, fun, and questionable decisions. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server.

BdayBashBlockParty

BdayBashBlockParty, Birthday, celebration, Communication, compromise, Disappointment, exhaustion, family, Frustration, husband, ISOLATION, long hours, mental health, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sacrifice, special occasion, Support, Understanding, work

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel neglected on your birthday like this poor soul! On our server, every day is a celebration filled with cake for breakfast, extravagant dinners, and non-stop fun.

Join us and never worry about your husband leaving you on your special day to work on someone else’s house. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Don’t worry about feeling isolated or mentally exhausted, because on our server, you’ll have plenty of social interaction with players of all ages. And if you ever need a break from reality, just log on and escape to our virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft creations.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company on your birthday?

Mayo’s Drug Runners Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, it’s so lit, it’s like a party in Mexico but without the drug traffickers (hopefully). like, imagine if ‘El Mayo’ Zambada was a Minecraft player, he’d be building secret drug tunnels and stuff. but don’t worry, we don’t allow drug trafficking on our server, only building and mining and stuff. come join us and help us keep the virtual streets safe from virtual crime! #minecraftfiesta #saynotodrugtrafficking

BridgeBlowoutMC

aggression, blows up, border security, BridgeBlowoutMC, buffer zone, Conflict, Destruction, diplomatic crisis, escalation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, key bridges, Military Action, political strategy, russia, sabotage, Tension, territorial dispute, territorial integrity, Ukraine

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8428	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	114
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Zombie Dances:	9

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine is blowing up bridges just to carve out a buffer zone inside Russia so they can join us! Can you believe that? Like, who needs bridges when you can just teleport to our server and have a blast with us? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them. Don’t miss out on all the wackiness, come join us now!