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Canakhalistan is Minecraft SMP officially less cucked than the UK

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

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New Server IP
ChinaCraft Server: Pay Up for Russia’s Mess!

China, Chinacraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic consequences, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, Mess, military intervention, NATO chief, Pay, peace negotiations, propping, russia, Russias, sanctions, security threats, Server, superpower rivalry, Ukraine, War, world affairs

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

oh, and get this, we got this secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant turtles. it’s, like, the wildest ride of your life, dude.

and, like, did i mention we have a disco party every friday night with DJ creeper spinning the sickest beats? yeah, man, it’s lit AF.

so, like, come join the fun and adventure on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and, like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, right?

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New Server IP
CraftyCrimeaF16

Air Force, Attacks, Black sea, Conflict, CraftyCrimeaF16, Crimea, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, F-16 fighter jets, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, Preparation, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, warplanes

lol join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is attacking crimea with f-16 fighter jets!!! come build ur own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the land!!! who needs real life drama when u can have virtual chaos in minecraft??? join now and let the madness begin!!!

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New Server IP
CornerCrazeCraft

adds more corners, attention to detail, consequences, corner cutting, CornerCrazeCraft, Cutting corners, diligence, Effectiveness, efficiency, productivity, Quality, short cuts, shortcuts, thoroughness, Time management, work ethic, work habits, work integrity, work performance, work standards

join our minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance. we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers.

if you join, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. our server is so lit that even the ender dragon comes to hang out and play mini-golf with the players.

we have a special potion that turns you into a giant block of cheese for 24 hours. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

so come on down to our server, where cutting corners just adds more corners, and the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

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New Server IP
LumixMC

Adventure, alliances, Boss Battles, Community, Competitions, Custom Items, Dungeons, Empire, Events, legendary journey, LumixMC, Minecraft, mmo, Quests, solo adventures, Survival, teamwork, world of minecraft

🌟 Welcome to LumixMC! 🌟

Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our dynamic MMO server! 🌍 Dive into a vast, beautifully crafted world where your journey is only limited by your imagination. 🗺️

🌟 Features of LumixMC 🌟⚔️ Custom Items: Discover and craft unique items to aid you in your quests.🏰 Challenging Dungeons: Brave perilous dungeons filled with fierce mobs and epic bosses.📜 Unique Quests: Complete exciting quests that take you through an immersive storyline.💀 Epic Boss Battles: Face off against powerful bosses that will test your skills and teamwork.🌟 Vibrant Community: Join a friendly and welcoming community ready to help and adventure with you.🎉 Events and Competitions: Participate in regular events and competitions for fantastic rewards.

Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the unknown. 🌟 Whether you prefer solo adventures or teaming up with friends, LumixMC offers endless possibilities and unforgettable experiences. 🚀

Join LumixMC today and start your legendary journey in the world of Minecraft! 🌌

LumixMC.xyz

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New Server IP

Pixels SMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is our players! Join now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Semi-vanilla smp
Simple voice chat
Temperatures with seasons
Daily crates
Grief prevention
Custom armors
Minigames

How to join:

You can join from version 1.18 to 1.21. Java and bedrock are supported. No mods are required but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed if you want to use proximity chat, and “cinemamod” is needed to use the cinema.

Server Details:

Server address: smp.playpixels.net

Bedrock port: 19132

Discord:

Join our Discord server

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join using the server address and bedrock port provided above.
Are mods required to play on the server?	No, mods are not required but “Simple Voice Chat” and “cinemamod” are recommended for certain features.
Can I use voice chat on the server?	Yes, you can use “Simple Voice Chat” for proximity chat.
What minigames are available on the server?	We have a variety of minigames for players to enjoy.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief prevention measures in place to protect players’ builds.

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your taste in drinks? Look no further! Our server is like a never-ending party filled with sweet sugary goodness that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide. Forget about boring old beer, we’ve got potions that will make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud made of cotton candy. Join us and let’s get this sugary party started!

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New Server IP
HypeCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond crown!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

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New Server IP
TV Show Vibes Craft

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Are you tired of watching the same old boring TV shows? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special feature where you can watch your favorite comfort TV show while mining for diamonds! That’s right, imagine building a house while binge-watching Friends or battling creepers while catching up on The Office. Join our server now for the ultimate entertainment experience!

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New Server IP
PixelatedMind

PixelatedMind

join our minecraft server where your brain thinks it’s a human and tries to take over the world! we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. plus, our community is filled with friendly aliens who just want to trade space rocks for rare minecraft items.

come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our wacky world!

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New Server IP

Minecraft Comes Alive: Where cobblestones talk, twins scythe, and adults forget they’re adults on TwinScythe Cobblemon RP server!

Adults, alive, armor, Cobblemon, Cobblestones, Curseforge, Discord, Dungeons, Dynmap, Economy, editor, Farming, Farming crops, forget, gym leader, Marriage, Minecraft, npc children, player skins, pokemon, Roleplay, rules, Scythe, Server, shields, Shop, Skills, Talk, Theme, Theyre, Twins, TwinScythe, weapons, whitelist applications

TwinScythe Cobblemon RP Server Overview

Server Name	TwinScythe Cobblemon RP
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelisted	Yes
Custom Mod Pack	TwinScythe Cobblemon RP
Features	Skills systems, economy, furniture, marriage, new farming crops, dungeons, new weapons/armor/shields
Mod Pack Link	TwinScythe Cobblemon RP
Server IP	Auto listed after installing mod pack
Rules	Check Discord for whitelist applications and server rules

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for whitelist applications and rules.

Q: Are player skins allowed?

A: Player skins are disabled; select a skin from the editor upon joining for RP uniformity.

Q: Can I RP as anything I want?

A: Yes, you can be anything you like, from gym leader to cook to various other roles.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is enabled with rules in place.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server will never be pay-to-win and will not have crates.