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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9663 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
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