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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2531 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 363 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 64 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And our community is lit, like we have a whole village of villagers who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing competition, trust me.
So if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up and we’ll send you the coordinates to our secret base. Just watch out for the lava moat, it’s a real killer. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Let’s get this bread, gamers!