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Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Farms Harvested:	467	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4580
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!

Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5415
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.

Ephemeral Beginnings 1.21.2

1.21.2, attraction, BEGINNINGS, breeding, Commitment, Competition, DATING, ephemeral, Evolution, Femininity, fidelity, genetic quality, genetics, love, Masculinity, MATE SELECTION, monogamy, natural selection, Partnership, relationships, Reproduction, selection

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8351	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Yo, forget about monogamy, bro! It’s so last season. On this server, we’re all about that polygamy life. Why settle for just one player when you can have a whole harem of gamers to play with? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a squad of dudes with superior genetics to breed with? It’s like survival of the fittest, Minecraft edition. Join us and level up your love life game, because there’s always a better man waiting for you on our server. Let’s get breeding, baby!

HookupHotelPayFail

accommodation costs, boundary setting, Communication Issues, financial fairness, friendship boundaries, friendship drama, group dynamics, group holidays, holiday accommodations, holiday drama, holiday expenses, holiday planning, hookup etiquette, HookupHotelPayFail, splitting expenses, travel expenses, unexpected costs, unexpected guests, unwanted guests, unwanted visitors

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Jessica and Paul had to deal with an unwanted guest on their holiday.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a heated argument over who should pay for Cameron’s accommodation. Will you be the hero who steps in to settle the dispute, or will you stir the pot even more for some juicy drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle like Josh did on his holiday. Who needs soap operas when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

MindCraftLuvzOnly – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, AMBITION, Character, Communication, compassion, creativity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, loyalty, MindCraftLuvzOnly, Minecraft, patience, Personality, resilience, sense of humor, smp, supportiveness, Understanding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ores Mined:	4697
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Divine Spears Created:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead! Like, the admins are all wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and the players are all like superheroes with super speed and flying powers.

But the best part is the community, bro. Everyone is so chill and funny, like this one dude who tells the craziest jokes about chickens and pigs. And there’s this girl who builds the most insane roller coasters you’ve ever seen, like she’s a literal roller coaster wizard.

And the events, bro, don’t even get me started. We had this one event where we all had to fight a giant dragon made out of TNT, and let me tell you, it was a blast. Literally.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and be part of the most hilarious and awesome community ever, hit me up bro. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise.

BedrockBloopers

BedrockBloopers, BEDROOM, Communication, Intimacy, misconceptions, Open-mindedness, partner feedback, personal boundaries, relationships, sex life, sexual behavior, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual misconceptions, sexual norms, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual taboos

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Votes:	6894	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Emeralds Found:	4285
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so crazy, even your wildest dreams will be like, “Whoa, slow down there buddy.”

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. And don’t even get us started on the time we all rode into battle on giant chickens wearing diamond armor. It was epic.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that you never knew before. Like the fact that you’re actually a wizard who can summon an army of dancing skeletons. Hey, stranger things have happened on our server.

SpanGone Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Chinese, covert operation, cyber attack, Democracy, digital warfare, Disinformation, foreign interference, Government, Graphika report, information warfare, Minecraft, online activism, online influence, Operation, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, Propaganda, Server, social media, spain, SpanGone

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Votes:	7180
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	6

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a chinese online influence operation trying to overthrow spain’s government? well, u found it! come join our server and be part of the most epic revolution in minecraft history! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and secret underground factions plotting to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now and be part of the chaos!

ProtestCraft2020

activism, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, decision, education, foreign students, free speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Middle East conflict, policy, Political, Pro-palestinian, ProtestCraft2020, Protesters, student visas, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Yo, on this server, we be canceling student visas left and right like the Trump administration canceling pro-Palestinian protesters! Join us for some wild and crazy times as we build, mine, and battle it out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs a visa when you can have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything goes! Just watch out for those pesky visa cancellations, they can really sneak up on you when you least expect it. Let’s get mining, baby!