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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5353 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Are you tired of those boring, quick-loading servers where you barely have time to grab a snack before jumping into the game? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the longest compile times in all of Minecraft history, but don’t worry, it’s actually a good thing.
Why, you ask? Because during those compile times, you can practice your interpretive dance skills, perfect your banana bread recipe, or even write a novel. Who needs instant gratification when you can have a full-blown talent show while waiting for the server to load?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.
So come join us on our server where long compile times are a blessing in disguise, and who knows, you might just stumble upon Blocky Bob and his magical dance moves.
