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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4177 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 486 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
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