least retarded board – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills
4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies
Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

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Team Byte: The Backrooms
100+ items, 5 levels, Adventure, Backrooms.., Bosses, Cosmetics, creepy pasta, custom entities, Custom Items, Eco, Economy, Exploration, Horror, Leveling, Minecraft, mmo, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvE, Pve Economy, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, Team Byte, the backrooms, thebackrooms
Horror MMORPG Minecraft server themed after “The Backrooms” creepy pasta! 5+ Levels, 100+ Custom Items, Custom Entities, Bosses, Leveling, Cosmetics and even more!
play.thebackrooms.gg

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HuohuoCraft Minecraft Server
A Collection of Desires, Character Banners, Download, Feixiao, Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue, hsrg, Huohuo Star Rail General, HuohuoCraft, Jade Trailer, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Mind the Swelter, Minecraft, Może, Myriad Celestia Trailer, preview page, Redeemable Codes, Server, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.4 Trailer, Watch the Furnace
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a whole new world waiting to be explored!
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Build towering castles, mine for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs in our custom-made worlds.
But that’s not all – we have exclusive events and updates that will keep you on your toes. From the “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” to “A Collection of Desires” and “Mind the Swelter, Watch the Furnace”, our trailers will leave you wanting more.
And don’t even get us started on our character banners – Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, Asta – they’re all waiting for you to join their ranks. Plus, our light cone banners like “Yet Hope Is Priceless” and “An Instant Before A Gaze” will have you feeling like a true hero.
But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes, new drip marketing, and a whole bunch of tools and resources to help you on your journey. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

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Minecraft SMP – AnthroMales vs Females #3189
AnthroMales, Females, Minecraft, smp
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you say “THIS GAME MADE ME CUM”? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with Human Males On Female Anthros General shenanigans!
We’ve got stories that will make you question reality, like “A Second Chance” where players respawn as chickens, or “Furry Fatale” where the mobs are actually furries in disguise. And don’t miss out on “When Did Marriage Go So Right”, a tale of love and creepers.
Join us for epic adventures like “Manhunt” where players hunt each other down with diamond swords, or “Vipers, Nights, and French Fries” where the only way to survive is by eating french fries.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just find yourself saying, “I never knew Minecraft could be this wild!”

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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server
alcohol, Angry, Best Friend, club, Communication, concern, Conflict, drugged, Drunk, Girlfriend, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, Plans, punta cana, relationship, Server, Sleep, TipsyCraft, vacation, younger sister
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.
Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where your girlfriend starts speaking gibberish and having hallucinations. But wait, it gets even crazier – her younger sister and best friend are there too, adding to the chaos.
Experience the thrill of trying to figure out if your girlfriend has been drugged or if she’s just having a wild night out in the virtual world. Will you be able to navigate through the insanity and come out on top?
Join our server now for a truly mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this wacky adventure!

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CookingSisTeachNoStepSibs
BETRAYAL, Bonding, Boundaries, Cooking, cooking skills, CookingSisTeachNoStepSibs, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, Family Values, loyalty, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling, stepfamily, teaching
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and cooking skills collide in the most epic way possible! Join us for a chance to learn how to cook like a pro from your older sister (who may or may not have run away from a dysfunctional family situation).
But wait, there’s more! Get ready to fend off random women trying to take over your house, just like that time your dad brought a stranger home after your mom’s funeral. Will you be able to protect your territory and cook up a storm at the same time? Only time will tell on our server!
And if that’s not enough, join us for some intense sibling rivalry as you refuse to take on the role of big sibling to your dad’s wife’s kids. Who needs more siblings when you already have a sister who taught you everything you know? Embrace the chaos and join our server now!

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BoomerCraft SMP
aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerCraft, Decreased energy, Experience, getting older, grey hair, growing old, health concerns, joint pain, Life Changes, Longevity, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, signs of aging, slow metabolism, smp, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles
When you start reminiscing about the good old days of Minecraft SMPs and how you used to dominate with your epic builds and redstone contraptions. But fear not, because our server is here to bring back that youthful energy and excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles against mobs and other players. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft SMP crisis instead? Join now and relive your glory days of blocky fun!

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MineCraftNostalgia
childhood favorites, classic games, gaming classics, gaming habits, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming pastime, gaming tradition, minecraftnostalgia, Nostalgia, old school gaming, Old video games, regular basis, retro consoles, retro gaming, retro gaming community, retro gaming revival, timeless games, video game collection, Vintage Consoles, vintage gaming
Do you still play Minecraft like it’s your job? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Join our server and travel back in time to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden villages with quirky villagers, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary Ender Dragon while riding a unicorn (okay, maybe not the unicorn part, but a player can dream, right?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the fabled Notch himself, crafting diamonds with his bare hands.

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Kim’s Chunky Meds
chunky, Diplomacy, government officials, health crisis, health problems, Healthcare, healthcare access, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim’s health, Kims, medication, Medicines, meds, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, political news, seoul, Treatment, weight management
come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean officials searching for medicines for kim jong un’s obesity-related health problems!!! watch as they navigate through the virtual world, fighting off creepers and zombies while trying to find the perfect potion to cure kim’s insatiable appetite for fried chicken and twinkies. join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre quest in minecraft history and maybe even score some rare loot along the way. hurry before kim’s hunger gets the best of him and he eats all the virtual food in sight!

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ZombMC
Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Creative Minigames factions Roleplay PVP Economy Towny Adventure Skywars Parkour Prison Pixelmon Hardcore Vanilla Tekkit Hexxit Tekkit Feed the Beast Forge
*JUST LAUNCHED* Port 19132 for BEDROCK! ZombMC is a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game modes Skyblock, and soon coming Lifesteal. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.
play.zombmc.co.uk

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MineForgeRPG
CustomTexture, Economy, Farm2win, Islands, Minecraft, MineForgeRPG, NewArmor, NewItem, power, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Vanilla
4 ISLANDS FIGHT FOR ULTIMATE POWER! 100% VANILLA / FARM2WIN / CUSTOM TEXTURE NEW ARMOR / NEW ITEM
mineforgerpg.hosterfy.eu:60319

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