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DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragons Tamed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

Meowmii Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Kingdom of Meowmii discord’s chill minecraft server targeted towards 18+ SFW people. (We have the lands plugin, not towny)

IP: meowmiisurvival.apexmc.co

meowmiisurvival.apexmc.co

FruteVille

PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Welcome to FruteVille! This is a modded SMP, with focus on adventuring, exploring and PVP! We have a modpack with around 40 mods, with mods like: AdventureZ, BetterEnd, BetterNether, Bumblezone, DireBats, BYG, and lots more! Join the discord server for further info on how to join! 😀

51.68.205.217:25569

Omgg

Pve Survival, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crops Grown:	6543	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Server IP: mc.onemoregamegroup

mc.onemoregamegroup

❤️ LastMine ❤️ Survival, BedWars, Grif🔥 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

✑✑ Our Website for purchasing donations – lastmine.ru

✒✒ Our IP – lastmc.org

✑✑ Our group on VK – http://vk.com/lastmine_mc

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✏ Mini games

-ʘBedWars

-ʘSkyWars

-ʘMurderMystery

-ʘ BuildBattle

✏ Game Currency – $

✏ Money for time spent – $

✏ Clans

✏ Ranks, awards

✏ Cases with donations

✏ Random teleport

✏ Shop Interface – /shop

✏ Beautiful spawn, built with your own hands!

✏ Mob Arena – /warp mob

✏ And also a convenient menu – /menu

✏ Weddings

✏ Parkour

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☑ High guarantees in the purchase of donations

☑ Best Technical Support

☑ Low prices for Donat

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lastmc.org

Insane Galaxy Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

InsaneGalaxy – Explore, Conquer, Create! Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Join us on InsaneGalaxy, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds. Immerse yourself in a unique gaming experience that combines the best of Skyblock, Factions, and Creative modes. Connect and Join the Adventure: IP: play.insanegalaxy.com Website: https://insanegalaxy.com/ Discord: discord.gg/uD2WABM

play.insanegalaxy.com

Ashtois Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	2480
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

A great survival server! we are always looking for members. we have land claim and stuff. it super cool come check it out. like right now. for real. now.

94.23.146.184:25593

Minecrossing

bedrock, Faction Survival, OneBlock, Pve Survival, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Buildings Constructed:	42	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

MineCrossing is 1 of the largest Minecraft servers that hosts major events weekly and performs daily updates. Who knows, you might also end up in a video of a notable youtuber! SMP, Earth SMP, Lifesteal, Bedwars and FFA all in one place; Join now for endless fun and meet new people!

IP: play.minecrossing.orgPort: 19132Versions: 1.18 – 1.19

play.minecrossing.org

HOLYWORLD – Anarchy Wipe GO Minecraft server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	167
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Welcome to HolyWorld – a server where absolute freedom and anarchy reigns! We have no restrictions or rules, only you and your imagination.

Here you will find incredible mini-games that will give you a lot of fun and challenge. Take part in exciting competitions where only the strongest can win. Griefing is part of our culture, there is no room for boring rules!

Regular competitions and events will add excitement. Dare, fight for prizes and glory at our events. Our administrators are always ready to arrange something special.

Join us now via IP: start.playmc.su and plunge into the world of anarchy and endless possibilities! HolyWorld is a place where you yourself become a legend. Don’t miss this chance!

holygo.playmc.su

CultOfGerg

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Emeralds Found:	7130	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4066
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ores Mined:	8335	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

CultofGerg SMP Server With MCMMO intergration and full economy with a few other spigot plug-ins now with player shops and more. Come Join us now!!!

dadsworld.us.to

DivineTalesMC

Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3504	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Divine Tales is a Roleplay server with custom lore, spells, and a well-written story. It takes place in the Land of Valera which is inhabited with many races, Its vast land holds ancient secrets and mysteries, Will you discover and uncover the secrets this land holds? Or will you fall to dark magic?

mc.divinetalesmc.com