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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3087 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 6552 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
first off, did you know that the african leaders on this server are like, pushin’ back at Macron? yeah, that’s right! they’re all like, “nah bro, we ain’t owe our sovereignty to France!” it’s like a whole drama goin’ down in the virtual world, and you gotta be there to witness it!
plus, the builds on this server are like, next level insane. we got giant statues of llamas, pixel art of bacon, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! you won’t find this kinda creativity anywhere else, my dude.
and don’t even get me started on the mobs. we got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbow! it’s a party in every corner of this server, i tell ya.
so come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it!
