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KrautCraft – Surviving the Meme War! Minecraft Server

471575416 last, Am Rande der Gesellschaft, Counter culture, Der Schattenmacher, EinProzent podcast, English language analysis, Flügel TV, gaslight urself, Getactive, Kraut/pol, KrautCraft, Krautzone, Learn German script, Maps, meme, Meme Collections, Minecraft, Polls, Protestkarte, Schiebt sie ab, Schwarze Fahne, Server, Surviving, War, Wir klären das, WolfPMS

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play! Join us for a chance to gaslight yourself, explore counter culture, and raise the Schwarze Fahne high!

But wait, there’s more! We have meme collections that will have you ROFLing for days, and a podcast that will make you question everything you thought you knew about society. Plus, if you’re feeling adventurous, you can learn German script from the comfort of your blocky world.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or will you? 😉🤪🎮 #CraziestServerEver #JoinUsNow

Crafty Krautopolis: SICP Edition

Am Rande der Gesellschaft, Counter culture, Crafty, Der Schattenmacher, Edition, EinProzent podcast, English language analysis, Flügel TV, Get active, Kraut/pol, Krautopolis, Krautzone, Learn German script, Maps, Meme Collections, Metapolitical phalanx, Polls, Schwarze Fahne, SICP, SICP edish, Spread flyers and stickers, Thead OP pasta, Wir klären das, WolfPMS

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	New Chunks Explored:	822695
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Buildings Constructed:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	162	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server, where we create memes, spread memes, and even attack the narrative! Join us to get /fit/ and be part of the metapolitical phalanx. We spread flyers and stickers, physically remove leftist Agitprop, and discuss politics while calling attention to the Unrecht.

But that’s not all – we’re all about counter culture here. From the Schwarze Fahne channel to the EinProzent podcast, we’ve got all the edgy content you could ever want. Plus, we have crazy activities like learning German script (Kurrent, Sütterlin) and getting active with solifonds.

So come join us on this server where the memes are dank, the politics are spicy, and the adventure never ends! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating?

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

bullying, cruel comments, cruel words, cutting remarks, damaging words, deep wounds, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional trauma, harsh criticism, heartless remarks, hurtful words, HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP, insults, lasting impact., painful experiences, painful memories, traumatic experiences, unkind words, verbal abuse

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

advice, APPEAL, attractiveness, Body language, Charm, Communication, Confidence, dating tips, fashion, Grooming, height, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LEVEL, Personality, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, short guys, ShortyCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	4315	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

BattleCraft, Conflict, Defense Commissioner, EU, European Commission, European Council, european defense, European Defense Policy, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european security, european union, European Union-Russia Relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	86	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

HamasGoneWild

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneWild, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Operation, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Targeted, Terrorism

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

active lifestyle, Cardio, cardiovascular events, cardiovascular health, CRAFTIN, daily movement, deleterious associations, european journal, exercise benefits., exercise habits, Fun, health risks, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health tips, incidental activity, Land, major adverse events, offsetting sedentary behavior, physical activity, preventing heart disease, preventive cardiology, sedentary behaviour, staying active

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Towns Built:	2

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

1930s, Appearance, average 20 year old, classic, clothing, comparison, culture, era, fashion, generation, History, Male, man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PALS, past trends, PIXEL, Portrait, Retro, Server, Style, trend, vintage, young adult

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

communication in relationships, long-distance relationship, love, love and acceptance., love and commitment, love and forgiveness, Love and happiness, love and patience, love and support, love and trust, Love And Understanding, love language, love quotes, love songs, Lovely, Minecraft, pw, relationship advice, romantic gestures, Simple, smp, unconditional love

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

AITAH, Applications, Boundaries, Breakup, college fees, emergency, ex, ExGFemergencyPayAITAH, financial crunch, Friends, Impression, Job, love, MONEY, Paycheck, refusing to pay, relationships, Rich, Space, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

all black everything, Black, Black beauty, black fashion, black is beautiful, black outfit, black style, blackbeauty, chic, classic, Dark, elegance, fashion, glamour, Minecraft, monochrome, Mysterious, Sleek, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Stunning, stylish, Timeless

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5904	Enchantments Applied:	197

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

PeakMaturityCraft

Character development, defining maturity, emotional intelligence, inner peace, life experiences, peak maturity, PeakMaturityCraft, personal development, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-fulfillment, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!