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ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Animals Bred:	158	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	729888
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

arson attacks, canceling trains, Delays, disruptions, France, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, investigation, Network, olympics, OlympicTrainWrecks, Paris, public transportation, railway system, sabotage, Safety, SECURITY, train services, Transportation, travel, Vandalism

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Farms Harvested:	463
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Appearance, Barber, barbering, beauty, Confidence, CraftyCutsMC, Expertise, fashion, Grooming, grooming techniques, grooming tips, hair, haircare, Haircut, hairstyling, Profession, salon, self-care, skill, Style

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Towns Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

attractiveness, Boosts, Economy, EU same-sex marriage, european union, foreign workers, Impact, inclusive policies, inclusive policies impact, love, NEGATIVE, Recognition of same-sex marriage, same-sex marriage recognition, skilled foreign workers, skilled labor, skilled labor attraction, Skills, study, us economy, US economy impact, VISAS, visas drop

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	806	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	8616
Falling into the Void:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crops Grown:	5122
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

#exciting, amusing, Captivating, CraftyCreeperGang, delightful, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertaining, enthralling, exhilarating., Fascinating, Fun, INTERESTING, Lively, Minecraft, pleasurable, smp, Thrilling

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockBullyz

aita, anorexia, Avoiding, BlockBullyz, Boundaries, Communication, eating disorder, Friends, Guilt, high school, mental health, personal information, PITY, privacy, Respect, shame, Social, strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Runes Activated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

emergency response, Europe, fast train network, FastTrack, Fiasco, France, French railways, high speed trains, international news, massive attack, national security, passenger safety, Police investigation, public transportation, Safety concerns, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist activity., train travel, Traincraft, Transportation, travel disruption

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8904	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!

DressCraft vs PantCraft

body anatomy, clothing, cultural norms, DressCraft, dresses, fashion, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender norms reversal, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Men’s Fashion, PantCraft, reproductive organs, societal expectations, societal norms, trousers, womens fashion

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3492
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Night Skies:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

come join our minecraft server where the pigs wear tutus and the cows wear tuxedos! you won’t find a more wacky and wild place to play minecraft than here. our world is filled with upside down houses, flying sheep, and talking creepers.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.