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X-Button Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated beast?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, you’ll be soaring through the skies on the back of a bacon-fueled behemoth, exploring new lands and battling other players in mid-air combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember – when in doubt, always press the mysterious red button…

SMPsportsAnimeCraft

actions, amazing, Anime, anime characters, athleticism, Characters, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, Impressive.., normal, reactions, skillful, SMPsportsAnimeCraft, sports, sports anime, Sports Culture, sports genre, Sportsmanship, TALENTED

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	2730
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is treated like a sports anime protagonist! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds like it’s the Olympics, or building the most epic base like it’s a championship match.

Our community is filled with over-the-top characters who will cheer you on for the most mundane tasks, like crafting a pickaxe or taming a wolf. You’ll feel like a superstar every time you log on, with the constant praise and encouragement from your fellow players.

But beware, there are also rival players who will stop at nothing to defeat you in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate sports anime protagonist of our SMP?

Join us now for a wild ride of absurdity, excitement, and endless entertainment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover hidden powers within yourself that will make you the MVP of our server!

BlockPartyMansion

apartment, BlockPartyMansion, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, discomfort, family, House, husband, living arrangements, MIL, Moving, Options, parents, Renovations, Rent, Respect, step mum, Tenant

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	46
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and craziness of a family moving in with newlyweds in a 3-bedroom apartment!

Join us for the wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a space with your dad, stepmom, her mother, and a random tenant. Will you be able to build your dream castle while dodging awkward family dinners and cramped living situations? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your own family members, and see if you can come out on top without losing your sanity. Will you be able to maintain your composure when faced with outrageous requests and unexpected living arrangements?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures that await you. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a dysfunctional family living situation in Minecraft? Join now for a server experience like no other!

Dying in a Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Void Armor Forged:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Meteorites Collected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Chimeras Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Votes:	5604
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1615
Emeralds Found:	3588	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

EcoSelfieCraft: Save Nature, Snap Responsibly!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mines Excavated:	4439
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

join our epic minecraft server where u can take the most lit selfies with all the animals in the wild!!! we got lions, tigers, and bears oh my!!! but be careful, cuz these animals are thirsty for that perfect selfie too. watch out for the lion trying to steal ur phone for a quick selfie, or the bear photobombing u in the background. u never know what crazy animal antics will happen next on our server. come join the fun and help save nature, one selfie at a time!!! 🦁🐯🐻 #SelfieSafari #SaveTheAnimals #MinecraftMadness

TrumpRogan’sMCServer

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	864636
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling zombie pigmen with laser swords. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds that are guarded by flying pigs armed with golden carrots. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that can breathe fire on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you can find the enchanted axe hidden deep within the forest, you’ll be able to chop down those diamond trees and become the richest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

RustIsTheWorstMC SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mines Excavated:	3689	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you can defeat our resident Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!