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ExitRageCraft

AITAH, anger, baby, Blocking the exit, Confrontation, excuse me, ExitRageCraft, Frustrated, grocery shopping, impatient, impolite, inconsiderate, Long day, Manners, moody, ogling, politeness, Rude, Snapped.., Store exit, tired

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Emeralds Found:	5431
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and leave behind the days of grocery store confrontations and baby ogling.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those in our world)! Don’t worry about getting stuck in tight spaces like in the grocery store, because our world is vast and full of adventure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with oblivious baby-ogling couples? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

Say goodbye to your bad day and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

BorderPatrolCraft

border crossing, BorderPatrolCraft, Conflict, Defense, demilitarized zone, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military drills, Moon Jae-in, N.Korea, S.Korea, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shots

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	171	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

lol imagine if u were just tryna build ur lil dirt house in minecraft and then BAM u hear warning shots being fired cuz sum n.korean soldiers decided to pop over the border for a quick visit. like bro, we got creepers to worry about, we don’t need this drama in our virtual world too. come join our server where the only shots being fired are from your bow and arrow at those pesky skeletons. ain’t nobody got time for real life border disputes when u can be building ur dream castle in minecraft. let’s keep the peace and just game on, fam.

PausePlayCraft

AudioVisual, Buttons.., control, convenience, Digital, Entertainment, FUNCTIONALITY, Media, multimedia, pause and unpause, pause button, PausePlayCraft, play button, play only, superior, Technology, user experience, user interface

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	187	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the pause button is king. it will pause and unpause like a boss. play button? pshhh it only plays. you wanna be on the winning team, right? then join us and experience the power of the pause button. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you laugh till you cry. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show the world that pausing is where it’s at. #pausebutton4life #minecraftmadness

AgeCraft: Mindful Adventures

Adventures, AgeCraft, aging, aging brain, Aging population, aging process, brain development, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive aging, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive research, Exploration, Implications, Memory Loss, mental health, mindful, neurology, new environments, research, spatial navigation, study

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	New Chunks Explored:	751484
Farms Harvested:	475	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	83	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

so like, u know how u get older and stuff and u start to like, explore things differently? well, on this server, u can explore like u never have before! like, ur brain will be so stimulated that u will never experience cognitive decline! join now and be amazed by the crazy adventures and mind-blowing landscapes that await u! come on, don’t be a potato, join us now!

Wifey Love Minecraft Server

acceptance, Communication, devotion, emotional connection, equality, FANTASY, isekai, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, Polyamory, relationships, Selflessness, selflessness in relationships, Server, Trust, Understanding, wifey, Wives

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Items Found:	5709	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft server where the wives are always loving each other more than their husbands in a crazy isekai world? Join us for a wild adventure where polyamory reigns supreme and drama is always around the corner. Build your own harem of blocky babes and watch as they fight for your affection while also swooning over each other. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a love triangle to navigate? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your own relationships in real life.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server – No. 198423599

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 198423599, novel, puzzling, secret, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, thriller novel, unknown identity

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mines Excavated:	1413	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	105
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during battles.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Melon Mess Makers

awkward, cantaloupe, Cleanup, cover up, Creative Solutions, Discreet, disposal, disposal methods, disposal techniques, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing situations., family, Fruit, funny, Hiding, Makers, melon, Mess, parents, privacy, Secrets, secrets kept, sneaky

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Farms Harvested:	388
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Crops Grown:	3919
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!

BrainyCraft

anatomy, Awareness, biology, brain awareness, brain function, brain knowledge, brain research, brain structure, BrainyCraft, cognition, Consciousness, Earth, Human brains, human cognition, human evolution, intelligence, neuroscience, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	571	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	1368	Chimeras Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6608	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY BUILT BY ELVES WHO GOT LOST IN THE NETHER AND DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW HOME.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)

LoliCraft Server

4chan, Anime, Community, controversial, cute, FANTASY, Fiction, green text, greentext, internet, Loli, Lolicon, LoliCraft, Manga, Nostalgia, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Stories, storytelling, taboo, Thread, underage

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	107
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of loli madness! Join us for epic quests, insane battles, and hilarious shenanigans with our adorable loli NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous loli ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks and earn her respect?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most coveted loli pets in all of Minecraft. From tiny fairy loli to fierce dragon loli, you’ll never run out of adorable companions to accompany you on your adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most loli-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for flying cupcakes and rainbow explosions along the way.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult audio, asmr, Azura Dulait, Boobs, Current Streams, fansly, FAQ, gen 1, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, NSFW, Patreon, relationship, Schedule, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Talents, thumbnail, tos, Ultimate, Upcoming Streams, VAllure, VAllure Agency, VAllure General, VAllure Official, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	328183	Dimension Hops:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ores Mined:	2690	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got a thumbnail with boobs in it, need I say more? Join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Our Gen 1 lineup includes Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, who is just happy to be back.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our official links for even more madness and mayhem. And don’t forget to ask our FAQ for tourists, where you can learn all about VAllure, the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.