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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3003 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is hot on your trail, ready to steal your precious loot and turn it into a giant omelette!
But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is filled with friendly players who will join forces with you to defeat the Chicken Overlord and claim victory for all of block-kind. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to bacon, in which case you might want to steer clear of those dancing pigs).