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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 148 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 297 |
Emeralds Found: | 2067 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.