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CraftyBrainsMC

brain connectivity, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive abilities, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, Cognitive Training, CraftyBrainsMC, Expertise, gaming performance, gaming proficiency, Gaming Skills, neural connections, neural plasticity, neuroplasticity, StarCraft II, video game research, video games

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will literally make ur brain bigger.

u heard me right, playing on this server will make u a genius. we got scientists studying the brain connectivity of players and guess what? starcraft II experts have enhanced brain connectivity. so if u wanna be a genius, join our server and start playing like a pro.

not only will u become smarter, but u will also become the ultimate minecraft player. u will build the most epic structures, slay dragons like it’s nothing, and become the ruler of the server.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a minecraft legend. trust me, ur brain will thank u.

Welcome to Mystmoor: Where the only thing harder than the difficulty is actually getting whitelisted!

Builds, challenge, Cheating, classic, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Enhancements, enthusiasts, Essence, Grief, Harder, Immersive, instagram, Mystmoor, Passion, pay to win, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	1620
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview
Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.
Mystmoor provides:
Friendly staff ready to help. Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements. Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted. The challenge of Hard mode. Strong measures against cheating and grief. No pay-to-win.

Join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Today!

Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV

Website: https://mystmoor.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted server. You will need to apply for access through our website.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We run on the latest version of Minecraft, ensuring you have access to all the newest features and updates.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are available on our website.
How can I report cheating or griefing?	If you encounter any cheating or griefing on the server, please contact our staff through Discord or our website. We take these issues seriously and will investigate promptly.

LoliCraft Minecraft Server

(subculture), Anime, art, Community, controversial, cute, discussion, FANTASY, fetish, Kawaii, Loli, LoliCraft, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server, taboo, tags, Thread, underage, Western, Western loli

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	924462
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and mosey on down to our wild Western loli thread Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, we’ve got more gold than a leprechaun’s pot of luck, more horses than a Kentucky Derby, and more bandits than a spaghetti Western movie marathon!

But that ain’t all, folks! Our saloon is stocked with the finest root beer this side of the Mississippi, our sheriff is a sharpshooter with a heart of gold, and our town square is always jumpin’ with square dances and shootouts (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

So grab your cowboy hat, strap on your six-shooter, and ride on over to our Western loli thread Minecraft server for a rootin’ tootin’ good time! Just watch out for them pesky varmints and keep an eye out for them tumbleweeds – they’re always up to no good!

PainCraft Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping, determination, emotional pain, Endurance, give up, Hardship, Life, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, Pain, PainCraft, perseverance, resilience, self-care, Server, Struggle, Suffering, Support, waking up, work

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of waking up in pain every morning? Do you dread going to work because it’s just another form of pain? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, pain is a thing of the past! Join us and experience a world where pain is replaced with endless laughter and joy.

Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the most epic dance parties every night!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary diamond sheep, who poops out diamonds instead of wool. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to pain forever!

MommaBear’s Minecraft Babysitting Service

Abandoned, Babysitting, biological mother, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, family loyalty, family reconciliation, ignored, Minecraft, MommaBears, parental abandonment, parental relationships, past trauma, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, Respect, service

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building epic structures and surviving in a blocky world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your biological mother showing up unannounced and trying to guilt trip you into babysitting her kids. Instead, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests and battle dangerous mobs.

Forget about awkward family reunions and endless arguments – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. So why wait? Join now and leave all the real-life AITA situations behind!

DadSpermDonor420

anger, Apology, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, coping with loss, DadSpermDonor420, emotional outburst, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, milestone celebration, mourning, Parent-child relationship, reconciliation, self reliance, sibling loss, texting while driving

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, heartbreak, and unexpected twists!

Imagine logging in to find out your in-game dad has a tragic backstory involving two lost siblings. But wait, there’s more – he caused their demise by texting and driving in Minecraft! Will you be able to forgive him and rebuild your virtual family?

Celebrate your in-game birthday with a party that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. Will your dad show up, or will he be too busy mourning his pixelated children? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your in-game relationships.

Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a therapist when you have virtual family drama to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through the ups and downs of a dysfunctional Minecraft family – it’s a party you won’t forget!

Pixelverse Minecraft Server

Alternate Reality, Avatar, dc comics, Disney, Doctor Who, FANTASY, fictional universe, game of thrones, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, lord of the rings, Marvel, Minecraft, Narnia, Percy Jackson, Pixelverse, Sci Fi, Server, Star trek, Star Wars, Supernatural, the matrix, Twilight

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Do you dream of living in a world where pigs fly, diamonds are plentiful, and creepers are your only real enemy? Then look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us on our server and experience a world where you can build your dream castle, ride on the backs of dragons, and even have a pet unicorn that poops rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where you can battle zombie villagers in a dance-off for epic loot.

So why wait? Join our server today and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Bedtime Wizards

bedtime, wizards

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8303
Dimension Hops:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of waiting for everyone to go to sleep on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone falls asleep as soon as they hit the bed! It’s like magic, but without the creepy witches and potions. Join us and experience the wonders of instant sleep in the world of blocks and creepers. Who needs counting sheep when you can just count the pixels on your screen as you drift off into dreamland? So come join us and get your ZZZs in record time!

Hezbollah vs. Gaza Minecraft Server

Army, Combat, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Gaza resolution, general, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military preparedness, Minecraft, northern offensive, regional tension, SECURITY, Server, strategy, terrorist organization, threat

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Our Minecraft server is like a war zone, but with creepers instead of actual bombs! Join us as we prepare for a northern offensive against the evil forces of Herobrine and his army of zombie pigmen. Our fearless general is ready to lead us to victory, but first, we gotta deal with those pesky skeletons in Gaza. So grab your pickaxes and swords, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss on the battlefield of blocks! Join now for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to ride a llama into battle. Let’s do this, gamers!

DeportCraft: ChancellorScholz

Chancellor Scholz, ChancellorScholz, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation regulations, deportations, DeportCraft, foreign affairs, germany, government policy, high-risk countries, homeland security, HUMAN RIGHTS, Immigration Policy, international relations, law enforcement, Legal System, political decisions, Public Safety, serious criminals

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Star Shards Collected:	132
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9349	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it. we got pigs flying, literally. and the cows have, like, laser eyes that shoot out diamonds. it’s wild, i tell ya.

if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies, collecting all the rarest items in the game. plus, our community is, like, super chill and friendly. we all just hang out and have a good time, no drama or anything.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s true. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s, like, super exclusive.

so, come join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.