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LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

BlockBreakUpBay

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5136

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	4387
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	90553
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Animals Bred:	155
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	181	Divine Spears Created:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Annoyingly Normal

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6856	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Alien Abductions:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!