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CanalCraft: No Negotiations, Just Blocks

agreements, blocks, canal, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Infrastructure, international relations, Négotiation, negotiations, panama, panama canal, Politics, president, rubio, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial rights, Trade, united states, Visit

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	7163	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1103	Horror Stories Survived:	1

so like, imagine this, right? we got this super epic Minecraft server, like, it’s so lit you won’t believe it. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and cows that can do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.

So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.

What is the IP for Phoenix SC Minecraft Server?

blocks, can, command, Datapack, know, Minecraft, mod, Phnixhamsta, phoenix, Redstone, sc, see, Server, tags, these, tutorial, Vanilla, you

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.

Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Crops Grown:	2913	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ores Mined:	3412

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Farms Harvested:	772
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Astral Projections Made:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	21591	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!