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  • "Minecraft SMP: Cash in the Lava"

    "Minecraft SMP: Cash in the Lava"

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎮🌍 Hey all you blocky-brained, diamond-loving peeps! Are you tired of your boring ol’ vanilla Minecraft life? Are your cows looking at you funny? 🤔 Well, have I got the place for you! Join the craziest, most chaotic SMP this side of the End Portal! 👾✨

    Picture this: Last week, I was building a majestic castle made entirely out of obsidian 🏰, right? But then, BOOM! Out of nowhere, a herd of trained llamas 🦙 with laser eyes attacked and stole my snack stash! That’s right — SNACKS! I was left with nothing but popcorn kernels! And guess what? You can only get popcorn from the secret skyland where only the elite of the elite can go. Which, coincidentally, you can join by simply sacrificing a diamond pickaxe to the Great Creeper in the Nether. Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the popcorn. 🍿

    And then there’s Steve the potato. Long story short, he used to be a regular Minecraft villager until he got cursed by a witch who was actually a professional potato farmer in disguise (don’t ask, long story). Now he’s our town’s unofficial mayor and holds weekly karaoke nights where the theme is “Most Awkward Animal Sounds” 🦓🐢. Last time, I belted out “MOOSE ON THE LOOSH” and earned a solid 47 eggs as a reward. I mean, who doesn’t want eggs, amirite?

    But wait, there’s more! Join our wacky band of blockheads and you might run into the legendary Squidward who still owes me two emeralds for last week’s pizza party in the End dimension. 🍕 Okay, the pizza was just a bunch of mushrooms on a bedrock plate, but it tasted like victory!

    Not to mention the giant llama races! 🏇 Did I mention that the llamas may or may not be powered by forbidden enchantments? Last time, I tried to ride one, and I flew straight into a cloud of angry endermen! Totally knocked me into next Tuesday, but it was worth it to see them trip over their own feet as I soared gracefully through the air like a majestic potato!

    Still not sold? We have monthly “Fetch Night” where we throw diamonds into a river and see which poor soul jumps in first to get them, only to be attacked by pufferfish. It’s like Minecraft but with a dash of “what were you thinking?” 🤷‍♂️

    So come on down, dive headfirst into the nonsense, and find out why joining this Minecraft SMP will be the best decision you’ll make today (after buying that 99.99% off magical llama whistle you saw on eBay, of course). If you’re still skeptical, just remember: if you aren’t laughing at YOURSELF while mining for diamonds, are you really even playing Minecraft? 💎😹🔥

    Join now, or forever miss out on eternal llama chaos! It’s time to make some epic fails together! 🚀💣

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  • Smelly SMP: Where the only thing modded is our hygiene! No resets, just stinky fun! 1.20.1 Java Edition

    Smelly SMP: Where the only thing modded is our hygiene! No resets, just stinky fun! 1.20.1 Java Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server
    Stinky SMP
    Overview
    Stinky SMP is a 1.20.1 Minecraft server with an emphasis on fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles, and great performance. The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system and features the Origins mod.
    Important Links
    Planet Minecraft: www.planetminecraft.com/server/stinky-smp/ Discord Invite: play.stinkysmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server regularly updated? Yes, the server is regularly updated, and there have been no resets since May 2022.
    What is the server’s moderation policy? The server emphasizes fair moderation, with appeals and punishments only for true rulebreaks.
    What playstyles are welcome on the server? The server is inclusive of all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or any other type of player.
    Does the server experience lag? The server has great performance, with a vanilla+ modpack and optimizers to minimize lag.
    What is the Safezone-Borderlands system? The server operates on a system where a 4k-radius area around spawn is a safezone with claims and protections, while the borderlands outside of it allows more unrestricted gameplay.
    What is the Origins mod? The server features the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness.

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  • Modern Women’s Minecraft Server

    Modern Women’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where dogs can recall toys and horses can plan ahead. It’s like Animal Farm meets Minecraft, but with a twist! And don’t worry, we promise there are no actual dogs or horses involved in our server (unless you count the ones you can ride in the game).

    But that’s not all! Our server also offers the chance to meet Korean oppas who will serenade you with K-pop hits while you mine for diamonds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your very own Korean boyfriend who will sweep you off your virtual feet.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun. Just be sure to watch out for any monkeys trying to steal your diamonds – they can be quite sneaky!

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  • ”’> Pickaxe Pro in Minecraft SMP”’

    ”’> Pickaxe Pro in Minecraft SMP”’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mystical village and become the ultimate llama whisperer.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most coveted block in all of Minecraft – the diamond-encrusted potato block. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the potato gods themselves.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of villagers who are experts in the art of currency manipulation. Join our SMP and learn the ancient ways of stabilizing local currency, because who wouldn’t want to be a Minecraft millionaire?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover hidden treasures, befriend dancing llamas, and become a master of currency manipulation. See you in the game, adventurer!

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  • Mom’sFosterDog Minecraft Server

    Mom’sFosterDog Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of family feuds and dog dilemmas in a virtual world!

    Join us for a chance to witness the epic saga of a mom, her dog, and her grandkids. Will the dog find a new home? Will the grandkids ever be safe again? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense training sessions with our professional Minecraft trainers to level up your skills and conquer the virtual world. Who knows, you might even unlock the secret to taming wild dogs in-game!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the drama, and the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

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