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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 1813 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting lit is the nether portal, not the amazon rainforest! we promise no fires will be started here, just some good ol’ blocky fun!
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point but our admin tamed it and now it’s our pet. true story bro.
also, did you know that on our server, diamonds grow on trees and you can ride pigs into battle against the evil zombie hoard? it’s like a piggyback ride to victory, literally.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing burning is our passion for minecraft!
