🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1387 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 8109 |
Star Shards Collected: | 217 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!
Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!